Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.

OMAT’s tricks; the police and race; schools opening only to close; Kaporos; LA Times’ comedian Bryan Callen rape report; Alan Dershowitz wants the age of consent to be 15; Ellen executive producers’ sexual misconduct

Direct download: KATG-2020-08-03.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:45pm EDT

Myka’s … sobriety?; COVID-19 misbehaving; MLB may shut down 2020 season; Dr. Fauci recommends goggles; human vaccination trial begins; Trump rally attendee Herman Cain died from the coronavirus; first COVID-19 dog died; Turning Point USA co-founder mo

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-31.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:09pm EDT

Running high and losing weight; coronavirus, dating, and realizing new anxieties; reopening schools amid COVID-19; femicide in Turkey and the black-and-white Challenge Accepted challenge; Dr. Stella Immanuel and demon sperm; George R.R. Martin’s imminent incarceration; outdoor comedy shows

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-29.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:07pm EDT

Discovering the Old Testament and online church; Regis Philbin and A Nightmare on Elm Street’s John Saxon died; mask-shaming; how to cook sunny-side-up eggs, your nutritional goals, and finding out your dietician’s politics; veterans and The Reagan Foundation turn against President Trump; Arkansas Senator Tom Cotton calls slavery “the necessary evil”; Andrew Yang’s newfound cursing; Mike Ditka vs. football protests; What We Do in the Shadows and how to cure depression; baseball’s fake crowd noise

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-27.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:29pm EDT

President Trump’s cognitive test; COVID-19, schools, and Mel Gibson; Carvel worker fired for not touching diseased money; Xerxes, lover and fighter; Kanye West’s mental health; Keith’s generous nature; Nia Long’s Fatal Affair; She’s Crushed reviews
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-24.mp3
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Middle children and dating during a pandemic; Gilmore Girls; U.S. and COVID-19: 1,000 deaths in 1 day, Chuck Woolery, and coronavirus deniers; President Trump wishes Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell well; Trader Joe’s will remove racist branding; drugging animals and Chemda vs. Keith and Hugsy Malone

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:05pm EDT

Thanking porn stars; quarantined couples; calming down parents; Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s chemotherapy; Rep. John Lewis died; Donald Trump’s Chris Wallace interview; Kanye West’s presidential rally; Kari vs. KATG’s politics
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-20.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:39pm EDT

Borderline personality disorder explained; love, war, and coronadating; Irresistible review; Russia tries to steal virus vaccine research; Great White apologizes for performing for a packed maskless crowd
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-17.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:50pm EDT

KATG’s old enemies; COVID-19 breakups; movie couples’ age gaps; Will and Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina; politics, family, and ViralFog.piss; the TRUE HEBREW Nick Cannon; Chemda, Xerxes, and camping; AITA: divorce and Funko Pop!s
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-15.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

Coronavirus rises again: Walt Disney World and the opening of amusement parks, Texas’s Ted Cruz maskless on an airplane, risky behavior rated, and South Africa bans alcohol; LADY ANTIBLM and the Washington R-Words; U.S. Catholic Churches get 1.4 billion in virus aid; Should Chemda go camping?
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-13.mp3
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1/4 of NYC tenants went 4 months without paying rent; postal carrier changes people’s election ballots; WWE and COVID-19; President Trump vs. Black Lives Matter; Donald and Melania Trump statues burnt in Slovenia; Lady Antebellum offers to change their name to Lady A, then sues black artist already named Lady A; 26-year-old man swims in Bass Pro Shops' giant fish tank

Direct download: KATG-2020-07-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:50pm EDT

The KATG Roast and hurt feelings; quarantining while newly married; Chemda’s robbed bodega; Kanye West vs. President Trump; Formula 1 racing and Black Lives Matter; the CAREN Act; anglicizing foreign names; 80-year-olds realize they were switched at birth; Beyoncé news; Germany bans upskirting; Berlin sex workers protest COVID-19 lockdowns; 30-year-old inserted a cellphone charger through his urethra
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-08.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:49pm EDT

Keith’s girlfriend’s birthday; Jason Momoa as Frosty the Snowman; Nathan’s Famous hot dog eating contest and Guinness World Records; COVID-19 and BLM updates; NFL and the Washington Redskins; Jeffrey Epstein’s Ghislaine Maxwell arrested
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-06.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:07pm EDT

Trump’s Celebrity Apprentice; BLM and the safe black man; Apollo turning on their own; architect turned comedian; Wali’s 81-year-old mom remarried; Pakistan’s fake pilots; George R.R. Martin’s The Winds of Winter
Direct download: KATG-2020-07-01.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:34pm EDT

Coronavirus: Over 10 million confirmed cases and over 500,000 dead; The Little Caesars Swastika Special; Trump protecting monuments, Mississippi flag to remove the Confederate part, and nixing John Wayne; daughter of state House candidate tweets not to vote for her dad; gun sales at an all time high; The Rolling Stones vs. President Trump; COVID-19 and your parents

Direct download: KATG-2020-06-29.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:14pm EDT

Abortions; wearing masks; coronavirus dating and how to sext; fuckbois and reply guys; Lady Bird, Eighth Grade, The Soloist, and white savior movies; the State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations; The Chicks; racist cops caught on tape
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-26.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT

Sobriety and the coronavirus; Democratic primaries; COVID-19 and droplet deniers; D.L. Hughly collapses on stage; Aunt Jemima, Cream of Wheat, Uncle Ben’s, and Amazon’s Juneteenth chicken and waffles celebration; black-owned restaurants and tricks; 30 Rock removes episodes containing blackface; police officers’ bogus food tampering stories; director Joel Schumacher died; Into the Wild Alaskan bus removed; respiratory truther Deborah Baber’s mountains white with foam
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-24.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:15pm EDT

Father’s Day; MAtt Baer’s (RIP) defender and ThE HaT; Chris D’Elia’s statement regarding underage girls; Danny Masterson charged with raping 3 women; George Floyd cop J. Alexander Kueng shops at Cub Foods; Trump’s 2020 Tulsa rally; Kurt Cobain’s guitar sells for $6 million
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-22.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:32pm EDT

Pedophile Chris D’Elia revisited; Juneteenth; OMAT; Father’s Day, birthdays, and The Malleys; President Trump’s white supremacy not-so-hidden messages; the other side of the story: a past abuser writes in
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-19.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:08pm EDT

Coronavirus risks; Officer Karen McMuffin, the not poisoned milkshakes, and cops crying discrimination; comedian Chris D’Elia, pedophile; Officer Karen’s audio

Direct download: KATG-2020-06-17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:04pm EDT

Keith’s musical taste; COVID-19 and street drinking; Indian holy men and COVID exorcisms; BLM, SNL’s Jay Pharoah’s neck vs. officer’s knee, defunding the police, and how to catch racists; after denying it, the Secret Service admits to pepper spraying peaceful protesters; Black Trans Lives Matter and LGBTQ anti-discrimination laws; listener debates telling family about his abuse; Karens
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-15.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:42pm EDT

White Devil’s advocates; Donald Trump’s Nazi dog whistles; the good we see thanks to the George Floyd protests; NASCAR vs. Brent Terhune
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-12.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 2:23pm EDT

Staying sane and getting back to business; Tiger King expects to be dead in 2 to 3 months; Phase 1 dating

Direct download: KATG-2020-06-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:30pm EDT

COVID-19 - Day 100; Noah’s son Moses and delicious britot; feelgood race pieces and lying officers; the largest civil rights movement in history; multiple hate crime offender Mark Wahlberg feels black people’s pain; JK Rowling’s binary fight; the Amy Cooper 911 false accusation bill; Kimberly Jones on burning it all down
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-08.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:44pm EDT

The 4 officers related to the death of George Floyd have been charged; police vs. protesters; remembering Billy Bush; Lianne Wadi thanks you for finding her racist posts; ex-secretary of defense James Mattis vs. Trump; civilian dorks help clean up multinational banking conglomerates’ riot damage; Central Park’s Amy Cooper has her dog back
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-05.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:13pm EDT

Chemda’s Uncut Gems review; Jeffrey Epstein and ... Chris Tucker?; #BaitBricks; Trump’s bible photo op; George W. Bush and Pat Robertson vs. Trump; LAPD Chief Michael Moore; Boyfriends Of Instagram and the George Floyd riots; Lootin’ Lemon, Society Crumble, and other Ben & Jerry's flavors; Nirvana’s Krist Novoselic
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-03.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:52pm EDT

Loved ones, idiots, and the nationwide 2020 protests
Direct download: KATG-2020-06-01.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:02pm EDT

Yoga and meditation’s sissy stigma; Malaysia’s COVID-19 guidelines for women; black culture and Keith’s movie reviews; gun control and Chemda’s back concrete; Amy Cooper’s racist 911 call, her dog abuse, and her forced apology; mask shaming; coronavirus strip dances; outracing the virus; chicken manure and social distancing; Trump, 100,000 dead Americans, and golf; Joe Biden vs. Charlamagne tha God
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-29.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:45pm EDT

Chemda's eye update; Father Malley's 52nd Wedding Anniversary and his unappreciative children; life and love in a pandemic; Keith and Kyle's 2nd anniversary and being too polite
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-27.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

Kids, divorce, death, and the troubles; shitty pizza chains rebrand for quarantine; Lori Loughlin pleads guilty in college admissions scam

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-25.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Keith Malley and his dad. What a team. An autobiography, stand-up, a podcast - where does it end with Keith’s obsession with Father Malley? Well certainly not here, where his youngest brother Ken joins him to reminisce.

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-23.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59am EDT

Summer House, dating, and Hollywood lovers; awkward live interactions; Fred Willard died

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-22.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:10am EDT

Big Pharma's Apia explains Tracey, Germany, and Chemda's heart; virtual magic
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT

Robert Baccalieri Jr., Christopher Moltisanti, flip phones, and podcasts; celebrities' negative attitudes featuring Tiger Woods's horrible tipping and Ellen DeGeneres's bad reputation; Donald Trump vs. The Masks and the reopening of America; teachers vs. bouncers; celebrity attitudes revisited: Reggie Jackson, shrimp asshole, and Robert De Niro; how to make love; Pat Cooper's evil heart; Steve's wife, virtual dates, drugs, sex, and the generation gap

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

Missing sex, yearning for pee; 57-year-old Double Rainbow’s Paul Vasquez died from COVID-19; grill tricks; Seinfeld’s 17-year-old girlfriend

Direct download: KATG-2020-05-13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:27pm EDT

Daddy Issues is a hit; cheating during quarantine, kicking someone out during quarantine, and letting someone in during quarantine (mask sex); Kevin Spacey can relate to you
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-11.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 9:23pm EDT

Mental illness, family, and the COVID-19 quarantine; making head or tails out of conspiracies; JFOD’s first manic episode
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-08.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 3:27pm EDT

Money Heist, Westworld, and forcing yourself to watch bad TV; Nicolas Cage will play the Tiger King; maskless President Trump’s voter trolling; Elon Musk, Grimes, and their genderless boy X Æ A-12
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-06.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:33pm EDT

Keith’s Citizenship grade; your partner’s trick questions and caring about being right; Keith’s friend Chris Reed aka Younger Chris died; Katharine’s COVID-19; mistakenly easing lockdown and Michigan’s armed protesters; NYC’s homeless, the subway system, and the virus-ridden parks; Bianca’s Corner: Kazakhstan woman leaves quarantine to fall off cliff; Canada bans assault weapons
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-04.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 9:19pm EDT

NYC, LA, and the never ending story; real life vs. virtual life; stress shopping; Brooklyn funeral home’s stacked bodies; Alyssa’s celebrity mom
Direct download: KATG-2020-05-01.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 12:48am EDT

Working and loving from home; Corona beer’s #CincoAtHime campaign; Trump and Pence’s anti-mask stance; virtual comedy shows and Adam Sandler’s greatest movie

Direct download: KATG-2020-04-29.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:36pm EDT

President Trump and the proper amount of bleach to drink; KATG appearances and the fascination with Marilyn Monroe; MAtt’s killers found
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-27.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:51pm EDT

Latest COVID-19 news: deaths, domestic animals, governors reopening their states, and the U.S.’s immigration ban; Secret Service stories; Eugene’s documentary, his wife’s death, and raising his 3-year-old son; Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski both move to Tampa Bay; Holocaust Rememberance Day: Keith watches The Pianist; NASCAR’s Kyle Larson uses the N-word while virtually racing; Together Family Video Chat and Keith’s endless winning streak
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 3:59pm EDT

4/20 in 4/20 at 4:20; sex, essential workers, and the extended lockdown; betting money on virus deaths; test taking at home; COVID 19 = no school shootings; Anne Frank’s struggles, haunted houses, and getting dumped on Zoom; President Trump and advisor Vince McMahon; Keith tells his dad to “Fuck off”
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-20.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:57pm EDT

Crime as you understand it is down while domestic abuse is up; hand-washing your clothes thanks to COVID-19; Are you essential?; Easter, Passover, and church gatherings; SNL at Home; food delivery; knowing your children; coronavirus and goofy leaders around the world
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-13.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:09pm EDT

Extreme distancing and COVID-19; Bernie Sanders drops out of the 2020 presidential race; AITA - Coronavirus Edition
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-11.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:52pm EDT

Keith’s dad, The Riddler, has taken us to an all new season of Cat’s Cradle: Season 3. This part of the year-long mega-saga features 6 entertainers and The Big Reveal.

Direct download: KATG-2020-04-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:27am EDT

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, President Trump, and Tommy Lee; a tiger has COVID-19; kids vs. virtual school; Pat Robertson blames the coronavirus on giving women oral sex; drug dealers’ group texts; Louis C.K. has a new stand-up special and hopes you’re doing well while his daughters hate him; Rosemary’s Baby and Mia Farrow
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-06.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:19pm EDT

USA’s highest unemployment record (currently 6.6 million), UK having 500 deaths a day; Andrea’s coronavirus infection; the new way of dating apps; President Trump proud of his TV ratings; KATG.com/chat and KATG Week; Xerxes
Direct download: KATG-2020-04-03.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 10:26pm EDT

Trump extends social distant guidelines and gives Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan the business; Jerry Falwell Jr.’s human Petri dish; Catholic confessions cancelled; The iHeart Living Room Concert for America; The Master and Keith’s misunderstood love; Yesterday revisited; Keith’s 911 call; Keith, sucking dick for your brother, and the delivery guy; Keith’s drug deal; KATG’s producer’s coronavirus
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-31.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:04pm EDT

50% enjoy this new way of living; Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby, and COVID-19; hospital problems and coronavirus testing; Stairway to Heaven's day in court
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-27.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:10pm EDT

COVID-19, divorce inquiries up 50%, and financial struggles; President Trump, TV doctors, and Pornhub; politicians manipulating the stock market; Keith’s dad revisited; God, your prayers, and Jerry Falwell Jr.; Keith’s drumming skills; MAtt died practicing for the Appalachian Trail
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-25.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:09pm EDT

COVID-19, sex, and relationships; coronavirus wedding; Keith's dad reaches out; Cardi B, Lil Nas X, and royalties; Kenny Rogers folds 'em
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

Our fearless leader; sex and the coronavirus; hate crimes and the Chinese Virus; Playboy’s final print edition; Gal Gadot’s Imagine, Vanessa Hudgen’s callousness, and tone deaf celebrities; multi-millionaire televangelists explain the importance of continuing to tithe; Keith’s siblings all know about The Dad Emails
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-20.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:17pm EDT

Quarantine, grocery shopping, cam girls, vasectomies, and restaurant-worthy sandwiches; Joe Biden and Keith’s dad continue to defeat Bernie Sanders; Brother Love, Tennessee gun owner
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:19pm EDT

Harvey Weinstein sentenced to 23 years in prison; the COVID-19 pandemic; Steak and Blowjob Day; Dr. Dr. Dr. Prof. Father Malley, ESP and linquististical expert
Direct download: KATG-2020-03-16.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:08pm EDT

Coronavirus cancellations; listener letters: laughter and medicine; unearthing Keith’s dad’s newspaper articles

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-13.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Cheese of the year; BDSM and being an alpha woman; Gristedes billionaire covertly face-scans her daughter’s dates

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-12.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

KATG’s 15-year anniversary dinner; Cheech & Chong; basketball, football, and making love like your dad; catching cheaters; herpes support groups; bank robberies and first dates

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

The history of KATG; Redacted Tonight and RT America; Elizabeth Warren’s endorsement; political ads, Joe Biden’s dementia, and Corn Pop revisited; Lee helping keep a man off death row; the Catholic Church vs. the Impossible Burger; Woody Allen’s pub

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 9:01pm EDT

Defending the paparazzi; $79 Purell; Keith vs. Greyhound; casinos teach you how to keep gambling fun; Ten Steps to Finding Happy: A Guide to Permanent Satisfaction

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-09.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:17pm EDT

Depo-Provera and blindness; the importance of voting; Bernie Sanders and Public Enemy; God gives Pope Francis the flu; Minnesota church kicks out older people for younger members; VP Mike Pence vs. the coronaviruses; Dave Matthews abruptly fired from MSNB

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-05.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Lack of sex; Love Is Blind; dating apps; Uncle MAtt tries to defend himself; coronavirus update; New York’s plastic bag ban; James Lipton died

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-04.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Keith vs. children with black belts; estranged family; Super Tuesday and not voting; Billy Idol’s idling campaign; Hot Pockets heiress gets 5 months in college admissions scandal; pregnancy and women’s ages

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-03.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:58pm EDT

KATG’s 15-year anniversary; Kevin Barnett remembered; cReEPs and Keith’s stepson; KATG Week; GOOTZ! Update; Chemda vs. Billy Procida; Parasite, The Invisible Man, Midsommar, and Hollywood’s buzzwords; Corona beer and the coronavirus; Garth Brooks, B

Direct download: KATG-2020-03-02.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:18pm EDT

Celebrity Paranormal Project; romance and the flower shop that covers for you; raising children; Gilbert vs. The Emmys; SNL and Pete Davidson; celebrity staffers’ gossip; Palestinian tahini; stress dreams; 10-year-old boy knocks up 13-year-old girl

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-27.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Social media fights; AVN Awards; smash-and-grabs; paypigs; Parasite in detail; Jojo Rabbit; fisting

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-26.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

XFL; NFL player’s 157-pound weed buy; Mötley Crüe, Marilyn Manson, and Ozzy Osbourne; paparazzi; Harvey Weinstein found guilty; comedian kills Dr. Amie Harwick; Quentin Tarantino’s first child

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-25.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:00pm EDT

Tarp Law and living in a glue factory; Bernie Bros explained and Mike Bloomberg’s controversial past; the conclusion of The Dad Emails(?)

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-24.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:08pm EDT

Dave and your mother and in some cases your father; jury duty; microdosing mushrooms and overdosing aspirin; knowing your way around; strip club food; Cat’s Cradle, Cat-fishing, and attempted gaslighting

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Secrets, lies, addiction, and infidelity; cross-dressing and wedding invitations; vvitches; dermatillomania

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-20.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Best New Guest: Dylan Adler, Best New Guest of 2019, bravely discusses his sexual assault and helps us celebrate the 2019 winners

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-19.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Reclining your seat on a plane; Valentine’s Day; Wheel of Fortune’s sexual puzzle; Cat’s Cradle - Season 3; from KATG VIP’s Nonsense: Keith’s new family

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-18.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Fake marriages and fake divorces; dating and new love; the KFC proposal; Tough Guys for Trump; Bernie Bros

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

The Lebanese revolution; oral OCD; lack of physical direction; coronavirus deaths; Kirk Douglas’s death and sordid past; Kobe Bryant, Gayle King, Snoop Dogg, Bill Cosby, and bringing up Kobe’s rape settlement after his death; Harvey Weinstein’s tria

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

The 92nd Academy Awards: Ryan Seacrest, Steve Martin and Chris Rock, Parasite, Harriet, Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves, Joaquin Phoenix, and Brad Pitt’s joke writers

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:27pm EDT

Keith gets Gootzed; Lil Wayne; AITA Etiquette: dating and the Olive Garden maitre d', headphone use, borrowing a cow, Angry Chemda, underage drinking narcs, little people, and sexual hall passes

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-05.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:55pm EDT

Keith’s Super Bowl party’s cleanup crew; Keith vs. San Juan

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-04.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 4:30pm EDT

The Beaver Boyz and The Gootz; 40% of KATG listeners have tinnitus; Super Bowl LIV and that fine (very talented) halftime ass

Direct download: KATG-2020-02-03.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 4:29pm EDT

Sex and the return of The Gootz

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-31.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

U.S. Space Force’s camouflage uniforms and Uber’s murder report; Keith’s dad, mom, and the new year; tinnitus, pain pills, and Rush Limbaugh; Wendy Williams’s Fartgate; Ozzy Osbourne’s Parkinson’s disease; Carpool Karaoke’s tricks

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:20am EDT

A women ran into Andrea who remembers Andrea stealing $10,000 worth of weed; Netflix’s The Circle reviewed; Billy Procida’s marathon trip revisited

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-22.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:04pm EDT

Sex addictions and negotiations; new sexual adventures; sex with your master; California sobriety; being the black sheep; Kevin’s ADD diagnosis; 2020 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-21.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:22pm EDT

Casey and Courtney’s marriage and jealousy; stepping up and quitting smoking; Keith’s housekeeper is a tattletale; early KATGuh results; The Beaver Boyz presents Diamond Dogs; NFL Conference Playoffs and vegetarianism

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-20.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 7:02pm EDT

The 2019 KATGuh Award Nominations

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-17.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:25pm EDT

Julia reads Keith and Kyle’s and Chemda and Xerxes’s astrological charts
Direct download: KATG-2020-01-16.mp3
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Ray lost his virginity at age 37

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-15.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:00pm EDT

How to be taller; relationship fights; how to save the planet by killing yourself; Hells Angels’ new home gets shot up; giving cows VR headsets and fish 3-D glasses; demolition contractor again tears down the wrong house; SEND NUDES tattletales; Justin

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-14.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 5:51pm EDT

Xerxes’s birthday card; losing weight in 2020; Corey Booker drops out of the presidential race; Sussex’s great loss and the history of The Queen’s flatulence; how to save farts; Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candles; Uncut Gems, 1917, and the 92nd Acad

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-13.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:51pm EDT

Steak and Blow Job Day; bad photoshops, lying to your boss, CIA impersonations, and taking a driving test dressed as your mother; Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and Megxit; 42-year-old woman runs over Mexican child for being Mexican; 59-year-old woman throw

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-10.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:26pm EDT

Chemda, Xerxes, and Christmas; how to trick your family; Fitbit and cheaters; PlayStation 4 weighing scam; Keith’s Dad tried to be clever writing Keith; Roger Ailes and workplace conduct; Matt Lauer’s new love; Jeffrey Epstein’s moved body; Lori Lou

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 9:24pm EDT

World War III; Stephen King’s child sex literature; The Game Changers and Keith the vegitarian; Pope Francis smacks a woman and non-apologizes; Mariah Carey’s 25-year-old Christmas song reaches #1; Barack Obama’s favorite shows; Kevin Hart’s Don�

Direct download: KATG-2020-01-07.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:21pm EDT

Myq Kaplan and Andrea Allan: The Dad Emails has its own devil’s advocates, and Myq and Andrea are here to show Keith the other side. Chemda explains the nature of monsters. Lucas Connolly: Keith debates what holiday is best to announce to his father the full true story. Should he send Dad sheet cakes with the emails on top? Fireworks? A singing telegram? A dick pic from her to him? Michael Khalili: Chemda’s brother joins us as a listener explains overcoming his father’s mental abuse. The gang discusses spousal enabling. Listener lizsquiz comes up with the next step, and it involves a clever way of being clear to Dad that Keith knows everything. Christian Finnegan: Though, for weeks, Father Malley hasn’t responded to Keith saying that he knows everything that’s been happening, Cat still reaches out to talk about Dad’s yummy birthday. The Hosts: Keith and Chemda discuss the latest. Oh God damn. “Glad to hear it is still all private.” Paul Hooper: Keith loves that people listen to these emails together. Cat’s Self Journals are dripping off the shelves. Juicy. The Christmas Fire Star and Daniel 9 are loved by fake-everyone! The Hosts: Cat comments about religion, marriage, and banging people stupid, and Dad breaks his silence to Keith by thanking him for a birthday gift. Keith and Cat then write Dad at the same time from their respective emails to behave. Shelton Lindsay: After Keith and Cat write the same words at the same time to Dad, Cat then sends Detective Father Malley exactly what Dad wrote to Keith. Now Dad knows. (Right?) Keith checks into a mental hospital.

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:28pm EDT

Good news and bad news: Cat’s Cradle has been picked up for a second season! Also, the writers are ready to get extra stoopid. Here we go: 8 entertainers, 1 manipulative father, and listeners that are ready to choose Keith’s own adventure.

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-24.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:17am EDT

The Book Reports
Direct download: KATG-2019-12-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:14pm EDT

Older lovers; gyms and broken assholes; The Emails: The Ending?; Cuba Gooding Jr. and Jeffrey Epstein’s estate; The $120,000 Banana Saga

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-17.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:50pm EDT

Apologies; the various Thanksgivings; hospice care and family death; Walmart’s controversial Let It Snow Christmas sweater; service bees and fake complainers; THEY is 2019’s Word of the Year

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-16.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 11:59pm EDT

Social anxiety and the holidays; stand-up for daycare kids; being paid what you’re worth; ALS Bucket Challenge creator dies at 34; deer season and human deaths; Chicago-area McDonald’s restaurants sue over customer violence

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-11.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

The Emails reveal; dating; only 18% of The Irishman viewers have finished it; I Am Jesus Christ video game; Chemda, children, and imminent death; healthy living

Direct download: KATG-2019-12-10.mp3
Category:KATG -- posted at: 6:45pm EDT

Kickstarter exceeded - WOOHOO!; Michael Vick, Pro Bowl Legends captain; Keith’s Thanksgiving football injury; manifestos and emails
Direct download: KATG-2019-12-09.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:34pm EDT