Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others! KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. L'chaim.
Welp, they caught him: One Luigi Mangione. To get through this sad day, Keith is joined by Rod and Karen Morrow in a special episode wrapping up KATG’s recent content and diving deep into the healthcare CEO killing aftermath, Jay-Z being accused of raping a 13-year-old alongside P. Diddy, and Drake being a total bitch.
Direct download: KATG-2024-12-09.mp3
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Besties Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller join Keith as he discusses the remembrance of his mother, the holiday juggernaut Hot Frosty, SNL, explaining masturbation to your children, and the “search” for the healthcare CEO shooter. May all your holidays be magical.
Direct download: KATG-2024-12-08.mp3
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Keith’s best pal Danny Vega returns as the duo discusses Christmas movies and your loved one’s bad taste in entertainment, researchless political opinions, and their end of year music lists. The wonder twins also talk about the NYC shooting of United Healthcare’s CEO and Keith’s latest medical adventures. Danny brings us an Am I the Asshole? regarding family secrets which leads, of course, to KATG.com/DAD.
Direct download: KATG-2024-12-06.mp3
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Courtney Maginnis! Football! Sebastian Bach! Movies! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Direct download: KATG-2024-12-02.mp3
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Back from an early Thanksgiving in Charlotte, Keith is joined by the great Rojo Perez as he discusses accused pedophile Matt Gaetz being forced to withdraw from running for Attorney General despite Trump’s recommendation as well as hypocritical conservatives featuring the death of Chuck Woolery. Rojo, the first guest to be part of The Dad Emails book, helps Keith break down the brand new email which begins: “This Christmas Season, do you want to start a new beginning with your father, or do you prefer to be stuck in some unresolved past?”
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-27.mp3
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Fresh off their viewing of Hugh Grant’s Heretic and just before Keith’s monthly visit to Charlotte, Keith and Carrie Gravenson discuss their late-to-the-party viewing of St. Elmo’s Fire, the latest additions to Donald Trump's 2025 Cabinet (Hulk Hogan is Secretary of Labor?!), and the Kentucky man who was declared dead who woke up as his organs were being harvested.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-21.mp3
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Karen Morrow hosts a special Last Week on KATG episode with her partner Rod as the trio discusses republicans pretending the 2025 administration is cool and that mockery offends them. The gang also dissects the Paul vs. Tyson Netflix special and Keith’s entertainment disease that made him finish Cobra Kai Season 6 Part 2.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-18.mp3
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Brother Love joins Keith to discuss their viewing of Netflix’s stupid live global 5-hour special Paul vs. Tyson. The duo breaks down the matches, the bullshit, and how women get things done.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-16.mp3
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Perennial KATG poker champion Keith Malley is here to share his thoughts on Netflix’s The Rapist vs. The Dipshit aka Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson, Donald Trump’s 2025 controversial Cabinet picks, and The Onion buying Alex Jones’ Infowars (for real). Visit KATG.com/DAD as a palate cleanser.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-15.mp3
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Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns to KATG to help Keith celebrate Veterans Day. Keith and Gastor discuss the toll of Donald Trump on your family, SNL’s Election Day response, Pornhub in regards to the election, and reviews of Blink Twice and Venom: The Last Dance. TRIGGER WARNING: Rachael “Raygunn” Gunn is quitting her professional breakdancing career.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-11.mp3
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Keith and Liz return to discuss The Day After. The national numbers are in, and Donald Trump has been elected (again) as the President of The United States of America with RFK Jr. as Secretary of Health, Joe Rogan as Secretary of Alpha Brain, Kid Rock as Secretary of Rock & Roll, and Elon Musk as Secretary of Dog Money.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-06.mp3
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Keith’s lover Liz joins him to discuss the happenings and agita of Election Day. The perfect couple talks about their voting experiences, how to stay sane, and everything surrounding the election from RFK Jr. still being on ballots to Donald Trump’s endorsement by Joe Rogan. The amazing duo also shares the ballad of Cuntjuice McGee.
Direct download: KATG-2024-11-05.mp3
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From Diamond Dogs and Five On It LIVE: It’s Chris! Keith and Chris discuss murderball, the airlines, movies, and Jon Stewart’s take on Tony Hinchcliffe. We also flashback to Keith teaching us all how to save time.
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-31.mp3
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KATG’s latest new guest, Kelly McCaughan, will win you over in two seconds … even if she is beyond blasphemous. Keith and Kelly discuss McDonald’s E. coli and politics feat. Tony Hinchcliffe and dipshits and jerkwads, being raised Catholic and giving God your soul in second grade, and the proof that God is 100% real.

Direct download: KATG-2024-10-30.mp3
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BROTHER LOVIN’! Keith and longtime pal Brolo are back at it, talking about love, couple vacations, loving bad sports teams, politics, and Keith’s follow-up on helping children get into the most violent movie ever made. Do yourself a favor and be sure to check out the music of Brother Love and Them Vibes!
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-23.mp3
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Having to watch horror movie sequels is Keith’s personal horror movie. He discusses his walkout of Smile 2 and helping children sneak into R-rated movies. Keith also discusses other horrors, including ironic MAGA crimes, The War on Christmas, and the link between Donald Trump and McDonald’s literally deadly E coli outbreak.
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-22.mp3
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Donald Trump worked a closed McDonald’s for 15 minutes to then play for the Pittsburgh Steelers! This and much more on today’s exciting episode that encourages you to check out the related pictures at KATG.com.

Direct download: KATG-2024-10-21.mp3
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BREAKING NEWS: RIP One Direction’s Liam Payne. Thank God Keith DID leave his phone on! Also: KATG comes to the rescue! The NFL! SNL! The Movies! Celebrity sexual predators! It’s all right here. Vote early; vote often.

Direct download: KATG-2024-10-16.mp3
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TRIGGER WARNING: New KATG guest Des Bishop shares life with his wife, Summer House’s Hannah Berner, as well as thoughts on family, his move to a boarding school in Ireland at age 14, recovery, and mental health.
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-11.mp3
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No colon, an extra kidney, suicidal thoughts, and hope: KATG’s newest guest, Dave Piontkowski, candidly shares it all. The duo also discusses Sean “Diddy” Combs’ 120 victims (including a 9-year-old boy) and drug-laced lubricant, Lisa Marie Presley’s posthumous memoir that claims Michel Jackson was a virgin before they had sex, Elon Musk claiming Kamala Harris will put him in prison if she becomes President, and Marjorie Taylor Greene claiming Jews and democrats are controlling the weather to harm republicans. Don’t forget to vote.
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-10.mp3
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Keith visits FiDi, né the Financial District (natch), to yap with his curmudgeonly pal Danny Vega to discuss love, Duke’s mayonnaise, and Joker part Fuck You.
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-07.mp3
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Keith is back from war-torn North Carolina with new guest Benny Blue. The two fast friends discuss dead moms, the 2024 Vice President debate, and FOOTBALL!!!
Direct download: KATG-2024-10-04.mp3
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Comic and impressionist J-L Cauvin returns! From Trump discussing the latest worldwide goings-on, RFK Jr.’s latest sex scandal, NYC Mayor Eric Adams’ undisclosed indictment, and Alex Jones’ Infowars’s forced auction; the gang’s all here.

Direct download: KATG-2024-09-26.mp3
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Keith’s at it again! He’s fighting listeners, he’s fighting high school buddies, and he’s fighting his best friends. He discusses the latest in politics, football, TV, and self-love. Hopefully you didn’t already delete this.
Direct download: KATG-2024-09-23.mp3
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Keith is on fire. Between Wordle, the Emmys, Sean “Diddy” Combs, and undecided voters, Keith is losing his mind. Thank God for football and poker.
Direct download: KATG-2024-09-18.mp3
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Hilarious comic and JD Vance impersonator Dan Wilbur joins Keith to break down the Kamala Harris/Donald Trump Debate. They also remember 9/11 and appreciate the preciousness of life. The duo discusses gun violence, parental responsibility, and Taylor Swift. And they wish your pets the best.
Direct download: KATG-2024-09-11.mp3
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Keith is joined by favorites Betsy Helmuth and Katharine Heller! The trio discusses when and if parents should intervene with their children’s school problems, “Breakdancer” Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s “apology”, The upcoming Kamala Harris/Donald Trump debate, #ChaseGlitch, and how to pit your friends against each other for your pleasure.
Direct download: KATG-2024-09-09.mp3
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The world is a dumpster fire, but Keith tries to find silver linings such as mini golf, football, and disgusting food eating contests. Enjoy, and stay strong. Hopefully we’re almost there.
Direct download: KATG-2024-09-06.mp3
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I hope your labors are going well! Don’t forget to celebrate! Meanwhile, Keith takes some TikTok challenges, reads listener non-feedback, follows the latest stories, and discusses the man with the world’s largest penis (although no one called Keith to check with him).
Direct download: KATG-2024-08-30.mp3
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Best pals Keith and Christian Finnegan discuss their recent hang following a viewing of Alien: Romulus. The duo discusses the beauty of real conversation, Republican weirdness, football deaths, Coney Island’s Cyclone being closed indefinitely, phone robbery, and NYC subway metal detectors. Enjoy, and believe in your friends.
Direct download: KATG-2024-08-26.mp3
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We present to you the My Opening Line episode with Bonnie McFarlane you may have missed in 2018. Bonnie, one of the strongest, smartest, and funniest people in comedy shares her start in this classic episode with Chemda. Before that, Keith celebrates more women, namely Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama. Admit it: It’s getting a little exciting.
Direct download: KATG-2024-08-21.mp3
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If Steve wants it, Steve gets it! Here it is in all its glory: Keith’s 17th stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters. HOOAH! Before that Keith rants about Connections, Space, why video game movies don’t work (feat. Borderlands), entertaining rapists, and (the lack of) pro-football female announcers.
Direct download: KATG-2024-08-19.mp3
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Elon and Donald up in a tree! Nothing weird to see here at all, folks—just Keith and his pal Craig Klein talking about Trump’s X interview with Elon Musk and NYC’s own Cindy Adams bragging about her IQ and just now “graduating” high school. This one goes out to Keith’s fellow left handed geniuses.
Direct download: KATG-2024-08-13.mp3
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Ritch Duncan, the first person to give Keith an NYC stage, and Series of Fortunate Events’s MeMe Cherry join Keith to discuss his Charlotte trip, the latest in politics, America winning the Olympics, and Keith’s Waffle House sex trafficking adventure.

Direct download: KATG-2024-08-12.mp3
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Keith just learned about boneless chicken wings, and he is quite displeased. With the help of Birthday Girl Carrie Gravenson, Keith discusses his newly learned not-so-startling chicken fact. He also begs the audience for help regarding his movie watching disease. Is there a cure?
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-30.mp3
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Keith discusses with you his latest correspondence with his father, what he learns by inappropriately touching objects in museums, his theory on “swimmers”, who to root for in the Olympics, and the passing of his mother.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-29.mp3
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New guest, new husband, and new green card holder Mario Adrion candidly shares with us his culture shock, his comedy, and his time as a model. U!S!A! U!S!A!
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-24.mp3
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Rod and Karen Morrow’s VIP show Last Week on KATG episodes never fail to hit, and here’s another gem episode to entice you to join KATG.com/VIP. The trio discusses newly formed facts and thoughts on the Trump attempted assassination, Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden, Jon Stewart’s strange bedfellows, and Brother Love’s asshole. Our lifetime is getting exciting.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-23.mp3
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Keith got his wish, and President Joe Biden will not seek reelection. So how does he feel now? Rod Morrow joins Keith to discuss the worldwide news, the congressional grilling of Secret Service director Kimberly Cheatle in regards to the Trump assassination attempt, and why God is simply too busy to help you.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-22.mp3
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We’re Brother Lovin’! KATG talks America, the RNC, Tenacious D, Satan?, and the Emmys. Yes, Keith is caught up with Cobra Kai.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-20.mp3
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The hilariously candid Megan Koester helps Keith figure out the meaning behind the Bad Boys: Ride or Die slaps, the attempted assassination of Donald Trump, and the Louis C.K./New York Times documentary Sorry/Not Sorry.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-15.mp3
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The gang from 5 On It joins Keith to help discuss the scary presidential climate, the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog eating competition cheater, and Alec Baldwin’s shooting trial being deemed a mistrial.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-13.mp3
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Legend Gilbert Gottfried covers his first times in comedy while sharing his need for attention and being raised by television. The gang covers Gilbert’s early impressions, his breaks on TV, and the time Jerry Seinfeld sucked off Boris Karloff. This god of laughter is hilarious and personal as he chronologically covers his rise to stardom.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-10.mp3
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Fresh off the July 4th holiday, Keith is joined by the hilarious Rod Morrow to discuss Keith being blackmailed, his vacation, the future of America, love, and little cuck snitches. R.I.P. that chick from House of the Dragon.
Direct download: KATG-2024-07-08.mp3
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KATG legends Danny Vega and May Wilkerson delight us as we watch America burn. The trio discusses family dynamics, THE FUCKING PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE!!!, Joy and Anxiety, and Am I the Assholes. We also hear the latest from Felix.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-29.mp3
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Carmen Lagala joins Keith to help discuss therapy, The Bear season 3, and Hawk Tuah.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-27.mp3
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Lovers unite! Keith and ListenerLiz share their chemistry as they discuss their relationship, their next vacation, Keith’s missing wallet, the Ten Commandments in Louisiana schools, the greatest prank of all time, and the latest with Justin Timberlake.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-23.mp3
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Longtime guest and friend Myq Kaplan returns to KATG and helps discuss Justin Timberlake’s DWI and celebrity excuses, food issues and vegetarianism, Minimum Rage, and Demon Face Syndrome.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-18.mp3
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THE BOYS ARE BACK! Rod! Craig! Chris! Chestnut! Kobayashi!
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-16.mp3
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Comedian and father Tony Deyo helps Keith make sense of this year’s controversial July 4th hot dog eating contest, marching band, and Keith being kicked out of his dad’s will.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-12.mp3
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Comedian and superhero Lenny Marcus returns to KATG to discuss new email interactions between Keith and his father stemming from Keith’s mom’s funeral. The duo also discuss the NYC/Dublin Portal reopening, Panera Bread to cancel their deadly Charged Lemonade (not JUST yet though), and being pronounced dead prematurely.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-10.mp3
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Kyle Thompson interviews Keith regarding Elizabeth and the two discuss Trump and Rudy Giuliani’s coffee, China’s fake pandas, and the Penn State professor that begged cops to kill him after being busted for bestiality.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-05.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 10:29pm EST

The beloved Abbi Crutchfield returns to talk to Keith about the right way to interact with his lover’s 7-year-old, couples podcast fights, Lenny Kravitz claiming to be celibate for 9 years, and a new male birth control gel.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-04.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 9:28pm EST

This week we talk about Keith's new boo, the Pat Dixon audio, and Keith’s North Carolina BBQ knowledge. We also talk about Trump going 34 - 0 (35 if Keith had his way), the worst movie Keith has ever seen: The Beekeeper, and Minimum Rage.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-03.mp3
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Today we remember how history repeats itself with Keith’s 9th album, State of the Union.
Direct download: KATG-2024-06-01.mp3
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Juuusssssty Dodge! The duo talk love long-distance, Pat Dixon, reiki, and finding peace.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-30.mp3
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Fresh off Memorial Day, Keith and the great Rojo Perez discuss the latest Diddy rape lawsuit (trigger warning: he did that shit a LOT), the deaths of Super Size Me’s Morgan Spurlock and the Doge dog, the all new Titanic submersible, and Keith’s vacation with a new suitress.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-28.mp3
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Diddy delivered an eye-rolling non-apology for his caught-on-camera shockingly violent behavior, which leads to the return of Felicia Gillespie and the gang discussing comedian Pat Dixon with shockingly violent audio that was used in court to allow Felicia an order of protection. Audience members call in with intelligence and goofiness.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-21.mp3
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The Diamond Dogs are back! Whether it’s about Pepperidge Farm, the shockingly violent Sean “Puff Daddy Diddy Puffy Love” Combs hotel video, Kansas City Chiefs' kicker Harrison Butker’s controversial commencement speech on women, or the blatant racism in Congress; Chris, Craig, and Keith got some barking to do.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-18.mp3
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Fan favorite Ali Clayton returns, and the duo discusses the revealing details on her new comedy album Country Queer. Keith and Ali also cover the dangers of NYC, including Ali’s very recent violent attack. They also talk about Tom Brady saying that he’s a better man for learning that his celebrity roast was a bad idea as well as Thomas Jefferson University’s mangled commencement names.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-15.mp3
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From 2011, it’s The Keith and The Girl Roast! Inspired by recent roast talk, Keith revisits the brutality from comedy greats such as Roastmaster Jesse Joyce, Christian Finnegan, and Mike Lawrence, with one being more hurtful than the next. Ben Lerman! John F. O’Donnell! Victor Varnado! The Knefels! It’s right here in all its shocking glory.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-14.mp3
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Chat Pack members Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz join Keith to discuss The Roast of Tom Brady as well as to help share the white perspective of Kendrick vs. Drake. The trio also covers Kevin Spacey endorsing RFK Jr. for the presidency, RFK’s worm-eaten brain, and Bummer News.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-08.mp3
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Rod and Karen Morrow return with another episode of Last Week on KATG where they discuss Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, the last week of shows, and the toxicity of comedian Pat Dixon.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-06.mp3
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Longtime KATG guest Pat Dixon’s pattern of abuse continues, and this time comedian Felicia Gillespie shares her stories of extreme mistreatment. Physical violence, verbal violence, mind manipulation, and character slander; it’s all here. Be sure to share your relatable stories.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-03.mp3
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Favorites Katharine Heller and Carrie Gravenson join Keith to discuss his behavior at The New York Neo-Futurists’ The Infinite Wrench. The trio also discusses a 60-year-old Miss Universe, Ozempic causing erectile dysfunction, Jon Bon Jovi’s pretentious documentary THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT, Netflix’s The Circle, and Carrie’s life-changing solar eclipse experience.
Direct download: KATG-2024-05-01.mp3
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The studio audience is back and in charge. This week we talk about death by 1,000 sauces and Keith’s comical frustration. Sponsored by The United States Postal Service. #GoPostal
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-30.mp3
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MeMeCherry! Viola! Snikki! Chris! The Chat Pack! Yes, sometimes the universe tests our patience, but we push through and have a ROCKIN’ good time! In this episode we discuss Drag, alcoholism, boundaries, the Pope, internet cats, reality TV, impressions, acid, L.A., relationships, and pronouns! Episodes discussed: 36: Keepin' It Real 713: Quitter w/ Michael Mattera 1168: The Key of Awesome w/ Mark Douglas 1373: Triple Rush w/ JessNYC and Dillon Roberts 1766: Full of Gass w/ Craig Gass 2615: Acid Attack w/ Grant Lindahl 2851: MURDER w/ Paul Gilmartin 3064: Chemdawg w/ Max Cohen 3260: It Started As a Joke w/ Eugene Mirman 3658: Humans Being w/ MJ Knefel
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-26.mp3
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Minimum Rage, birthday fuckin’, the explanation of Passover, Donald Trump’s courtroom stink. The connection? God made them all, and the gang is ready to break it all down. Rod Morrow, Hollywood Craig Klein, and Diamond Dogs’ Chris discuss Keith’s dad wishing Keith a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Keith’s response; John Wayne Bobbitt not only losing his dick, but all his toes as well; and, Chemda’s shout-out on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale. Oh, and Keith has his PRO megaphone. FAWWWWWWT!!!!! (Very safe for work.)
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-23.mp3
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New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-14.mp3
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Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-12.mp3
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THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-10.mp3
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Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.
Direct download: KATG-2024-15-09.mp3
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Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians.
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-05.mp3
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Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin.
Direct download: KATG-2024-04-02.mp3
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The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-29.mp3
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Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-27.mp3
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Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-25.mp3
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Liz Miele announces her new special Murder Sheets, and the duo discusses art, nervousness around an unknown audience’s responses, and dating apps and weirdos. More importantly, Keith learns about Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhaal.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-22.mp3
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From the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-20.mp3
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Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-18.mp3
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Season 2 of KATG starts with a bang! In this episode of Diamond Dogs, Keith, Craig, and Chris are joined by the infamous Saadia! The trio also discusses Oscars ‘24 and the state of the world.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-16.mp3
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Chapter 9: Growing Up
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-14.mp3
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Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living
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Chapter 5: Welcome to the Jungle; Chapter 6: The Holy Bible Part II
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Chapter 3: Government Issued; Chapter 4: Hells Angels, Somerset
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Chapter 2: Fairly Higher Education and the Workforce
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After two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.
Direct download: KATG-2024-03-09.mp3
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It’s the OG’s final KATG hosting gig. Chemda says goodbye as she’s joined by the KATG VIP crew. The gang discusses her departure, the future of KATG, and the news of the day featuring the guilty verdict in relation to the Alec Baldwin movie Rust and a special edition of Minimum Rage.
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Danny Vega brings us another batch of Am I the Assholes?, and Carrie Gravenson helps the gang by viciously judging strangers’ personal lives.
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Shahrum is joined by his wife Heather as he produces today’s show, casting Psychic to the Stars Robert Alvarez, Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy.
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Favorites Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato help bid Chemda farewell as they discuss bad jobs and bad boys, a 22-year-old basketball coach impersonating a 13-year-old player, Oprah Winfrey leaving the board of WeightWatchers after admitting to using a weight-loss drug, Real Housewives stars suing Bravo and Andy Cohen for insidious behavior, and the Supreme Court ruling that no state could dump a federal candidate off any ballot.
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Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.
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Keith and Chemda’s good pal Adam Spiegelman returns to KATG to talk about Wordle and intelligence, leap year, Chemda’s departure and Dolph Lundgren, and the death of Richard Lewis.
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New KATG guest Maggie Crane shares her life in regards to family, religion, and stand-up comedy. She also shares the behind the scenes of nannying and helps discuss Wendy’s upcoming surge-pricing. Also, Keith’s dad cheated in chess.
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Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.
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Diamond Dogs’ Chris put together an amazing line-up of winning KATG guests: Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow. And the party is NOT very low key. Among the latest news, the group discusses us landing on the moon (again? fascinating), and the Airbnb host who sent their guest’s wife a security photo of him with another woman after he left her a negative review.
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Chemda’s longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith’s latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.
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Yemeni-American comedian Ahmed Al-kadri discusses culture, racism, and politics. The trio also talks about Donald Trump’s latest guilty verdict which fined him $364 million in a New York civil fraud case.
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Marga Gomez the Beloved returns to KATG to help discuss lesbians, bullies, guns, mental health, and the jaw-dropping Madame Web.
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Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care’s Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.
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