Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Lizzy Cassidy returns with her Close Calls Podcast co-host Kevin Casey White, and they discuss near-death experiences and alcohol recovery. They also help break down the latest with Adam Levine’s eyebrow-raising DMs and Jeff Garlin revealing he has bi-polar disorder a day before the Season 10 premiere of The Goldbergs, which he was fired from for inappropriate behavior.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to discuss today in pop culture, including Maroon 5’s Adam Levine’s multiple affairs and their Dancing with the Stars 2022 predictions (even though neither of them ever watched an episode).
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-21.mp3
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KATIE HOLMES WAS SPOTTED ON THE NYC SUBWAY MAYBE! Keith and Chemda discuss Chemda’s latest hospital visit, and listener Elin reaches the end of her boyfriend drama. The duo discusses a Jack in the Box curly fries shooting, Matthew McConaughy’s Dallas Sting movie being scrapped over allegations regarding the original true story, and Jeff Garlin’s character on The Goldberg’s being killed off for season 10 over multiple on-set misconduct allegations.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-19.mp3
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Gianmarco Soresi returns to help make sense of Keith’s solo worldwide adventures. The trio discusses the role of your partner, politics and family, and Chemda’s vomit-filled camping trip. Enjoy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-16.mp3
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Erin Maguire, fresh off her new album Baseline Presentable, joins KATG as a brand new guest, and you’ll fall in love. The trio discusses Jerry Seinfeld’s Kith photoshoot, Erin recording Harlequin Romance audiobooks, the endless death of Queen Elizabeth II, Britney Spears fat-shaming Christina Aguilera, and Merriam-Webster’s new words. No cap; this is straight bussin.

Direct download: KATG-2022-09-14.mp3
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Deep thinkers Myq Kaplan and Shane Mauss join KATG, and the gang discusses psychedelics and the psych ward, Joe Biden walking back his comments on Trump supporters, and the largest sentence yet for a Capitol insurrectionist.
Direct download: KATG-2022-09-02.mp3
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Betsy & Jack Helmuth return to KATG, and the gang discusses Leonardo DiCaprio splitting from his latest girlfriend for having the audacity to age over 25, Sharon Stone breaking up with her boyfriend after he demanded she get Botox, and Charlie Sheen settling a lawsuit with a woman he knowingly exposed to HIV. Also, and quite importantly, they teach you the best ways to test a relationship early on.

Direct download: KATG-2022-08-31.mp3
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Fan favorite Liz Miele revisits KATG to discuss life, love, rekindling relationships, and moving on. The trio talks about Keith heroically and bravely visiting Fire Island and returning ALL ON HIS OWN, allowing teachers to paddle your child, and student loan forgiveness. The gang also covers Nick Cannon’s 10th child and the Hooters waitress that was caught dipping buffalo wings into her vagina to serve to rude customers. Bon Appétit.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-29.mp3
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New guest Benny Feldman joins Keith and Chemda to discuss performing stand-up with cursing Tourette syndrome, and Chemda shares her Atlantic City/7-Eleven Adventures of Death.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-24.mp3
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Mary Jo Pehl and Chris Gersbeck return to cover a wide range of topics. Let’s see here … Janet Jackson’s Rhythm Nation is breaking computers, Mariah Carey is fighting legally to be the Queen of Christmas, and Dennis Rodman is ready to free Brittney Griner. Meanwhile, Russia overtook a Ukraine nuclear power plant, a white teacher in Rochester, NY had his black 7th-grade social studies class pick cotton and wear handcuffs and shackles as a slavery lesson, and Deshaun Watson’s multiple sexual assault punishment went from sitting out 6 games to sitting out 11 games. Ready to listen? Let’s have some fun!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-22.mp3
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New guest Jesse Crosson, who has been out of prison for one year, joins us as we discuss his two decades in prison, his rehabilitation, and his life’s work in prison reform. AND KEITH PASSED HIS LEARNER DRIVER PERMIT TEST!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-17.mp3
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Danny Vega joins us along with his usual group of assholes, and Keith and Chemda help break it all down. They got pants-shitting, Trump’s stolen classified records, annoying nicknames, what it means to be a child, and the rules to ruining a good time. Enjoy!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-15.mp3
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COVID-19 IS OVER! At least that’s what the CDC is having us believe. Keith and Chemda discuss that big news as well as actress Anne Heche not being expected to survive her intoxicated 90 mph car crashes. Disgraced actor, sexual assaulter, and cannibal-wannabe Armie Hammer’s new job is selling timeshares on the Cayman Islands, and the duo tries to make sense of it.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-12.mp3
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Samantha Ruddy makes her long-awaited return to KATG, and she helps discuss her personal life as well as Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home being raided by the FBI, Facebook giving private messages about an illegal abortion between a daughter and her mom to local authorities, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller robbing bottles of alcohol from a Vermont home.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda share the top stories with you, which includes Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian’s break-up after 9 months, John Lequizamo calling out James Franco, Alex Jones being forced to pay an additional $45.2 million to the first family in his Sandy Hook-related trials, and Alec Baldwin’s thoughts and prayers to Anne Heche following her two 100 mph drunk driving crashes.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-08.mp3
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Court is in session! The fabulous Courtney Maginnis rejoins KATG to help discuss why we live in New York City, Netflix’s Trainwreck: Woodstock ‘99, and an 18-year-old Lollapalooza security guard who texted her supervisor that there’s a Lollapalooza mass shooting to get off of work early. A Russian court sentenced American Brittney Griner to 9 years in prison, Alex Jones’s first fake news trial cost him $4.1 million, and Kevin Spacey was sentenced to pay House of Cards producers $31 million over sexual harrassment. The news is hot and heavy, but with Courtney, everything is easy and breezy, baby.
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-05.mp3
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Surprise, surprise, surprise! Kansas, a dark red voting state and the first to vote if their state should protect abortion, voted that their state constitution should indeed protect the right to abortion! With the help of new guest and comedian Fahim Anwar, KATG tackles more political news by covering Cracker Barrel aficionados being upset at Cracker Barrel going woke by providing vegan options, Donald Trump’s political tricks, a Capitol insurrectionist being sentenced to 7 years in prison, and America killing Al Qaeda’s leader. After getting to know all about Fahim, the trio dissects the engagement of comic Dane Cook, 50, and singer/fitness instructor Kelsi Taylor, 23. Wait, what?!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-03.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are interacting with you live, so be subscribed to! After a Chemda Health Check and a discussion about winning the lottery, KATG covers how tricky people try to have you, the listener, make up stories in their favor. Examples include Republican Pennsylvania Rep. Glenn Thompson voting against the same-sex marriage bill before attending his gay son’s wedding and Will Smith’s simple video apology to Chris Rock. The duo also talks about Rage Against the Machine’s Tom Morello being accidentally tackled by his own security guard, R. Kelly’s former manager being convicted of calling in an active-shooter threat to stop the showing of Surviving R. Kelly, and Philippines Congressional Rep. Arnolfo Teves Jr. wanting to declare ‘ghosting’ emotional abuse. Hit that bell, baby!
Direct download: KATG-2022-08-01.mp3
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The REAL open book Kevin Allison joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss male yeast infections, bed wetting, COVID, and the wonder of penises.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-29.mp3
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New guest Ben Rosenfeld joins the party, and the trio discusses the latest with Chemda’s COVID attack, Keith’s air fryer(!!!), and child rearing. Ben describes his prosopagnosia, and the gang talks about the practicality of noting sex sessions in your family calendar.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-27.mp3
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Mike Cannon returns to KATG as the gang discusses Chemda’s COVID, Mike’s 3-year-old son, and Melania Trump not knowing about the January 6th Capitol insurrection.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-25.mp3
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Christian Finnegan, who first joined KATG in 2007(!), completes the trio that discusses the outtakes from then-President Donald Trump’s Jan. 7th insurrection speech, Republican senators saying that protecting same-sex marriage is a waste of time, and University of Texas at Dallas’s computer science professor Timothy Farage tweeting, “Can we at least try to find a cure for homosexuality, especially among men?” KATG revisits children in bars, talks about sensitive and manipulative social media posters, and delves into the asshole that is Thor.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-22.mp3
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Kyle Ocasio joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss babies in bars, how to properly hire a hitman, and Kyle’s psychic experience. Keith promises to get a psychic reading as well.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-20.mp3
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Atheer Yacoub returns to KATG as the group discusses her family, her lover, and the state of the world: guns, hate, and vacuum cleaner fucking.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-18.mp3
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May Wilkerson is back, baby! The trio discusses Jill Biden citing “bogadas” and breakfast tacos to praise Latino diversity, Donald Trump knowing if he’ll run again for President or not, and Ivana Trump being found dead on the staircase of her home at age 73. Kevin Spacey is reaching Bill Cosby numbers, and Keith reviews Elvis and Thor: Love and Thunder. May also describes her dating life and the horrors of letting a man down.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-15.mp3
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Returning guest Rachel Green brings along her new podcast partner Kirsten O’Brien to help discuss the thrilling(?) James Webb Telescope pictures, the cowardly Uvalde, Texas police officers caught on video camera during the shooting, and Bradley Cooper and Huma Abedin’s love affair. Also, Dave Chappelle’s controversial special The Closer is nominated for an Emmy, and the group discusses sex positivity and openness.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-13.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are back from the July 4th break to discuss what Independence Day means in 2022 as well as how Keith nailed Kyle(’s birthday). Are you good with your partner vacationing alone? They also talk about King Joey Chestnut and the real bad boys of comedy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-11.mp3
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Carrie Gravenson revisits KATG to discuss the world — from the latest Supreme Court decisions and Rudy Giuliani’s false police report to R. Kelly being sentenced to 30 years in prison. The biggest news however: KEITH GOT HIS STATE I.D. AND IS A REAL PERSON! Carrie discusses her trips to Canada and Italy, the trio talks about a new vegan burger that tastes like human flesh, and the gang comments on the Australian mayor who visited victims of drunk-driving only to then crash her car drunk-driving an hour later. Happy KATG Day!
Direct download: KATG-2022-07-01.mp3
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New guest Michael Harrison joins KATG to discuss the freedom of doing comedy in character as well as abortion as related to church and state. The trio also discusses the Supreme Court’s 6-3 ruling of allowing a high school football coach to pray with his students on the football field, and Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for working to let underage girls be sexually abused. Michael discusses his odd family dynamics and looks at his past relationships.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-29.mp3
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KATG gets personal in this revisiting of the overturning of Roe v. Wade. They also discuss Kyle Rittenhouse’s video game Kyle Rittenhouse Turkey Shoot where the player shoots at the lamestream media and a story of a 24-year-old woman held hostage and raped who got help by adding a text to her captor’s Grubhub order. Enjoy the comedy!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-27.mp3
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America is falling apart, but it’s still a party thanks to KATG supporter Paige who gathered your favorite KATG personalities all in one place! The gang discusses the overturning of Roe v. Wade, the FDA’s ban on Juul e-cigarettes, and the American military volunteers who were captured by Russians in Ukraine. They also talk about Keith’s recent adventures at the DMV (spoiler: he forgot to bring the original Constitution with him) as well as Brad Pitt’s search for buried treasure. Was Keith’s dad involved?!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-24.mp3
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Calvin Cato joins KATG to help discuss ingratitude as well as Bill Cosby losing his latest rape trial, Dave Chappelle announcing that he is a once in a lifetime talent, and Katt Williams claiming he has more stand-up specials than any comedian dead or alive at 12. (Keith has 16.) Calvin also shares the latest fight with his boyfriend over a mouse in the house.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-22.mp3
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Following an update on Keith’s dad’s 600 tons of gold, Murf Meyer is Self-Medicated’s Murf Meyer joins in to help discuss harm reduction, self-medication, and children. The trio also discusses how white people should honor Juneteenth, Netflix’s Spiderhead, and the internet begging Sony to release Morbius in theaters for a third time. The gang also talks about The Flash’s Ezra Miller mocking authorities that are searching for them and the 50 students at Seattle Pacific University that handed their interim president pride flags during a commencement ceremony because the school bars the hiring of LGBTQ people. And that concludes Season 1 of KATG. See you tomorrow for Season 2.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-20.mp3
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J.P. McDade joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss pop culture (SNL’s Kenan Thompson’s divorce, Tom Hanks telling paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf) as well as The Atlantic article A Lost Trove of Civil War Gold, an FBI Excavation, and Some Very Angry Treasure Hunters feat. Keith and his father, Dr. Prof. Rev. Mike G. Malley, Esq., ESP extraordinaire, and speaker of tongues.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-17.mp3
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Zach Sherwin regales KATG with raps, stories of friendships and lies, and alternative love.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-15.mp3
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Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss it all: Johnny Depp celebrates his court win drunk, SNL’s Horatio Sanz sued for sexually assaulting a teenager since age 15, and a woman was awarded $5.2 million against GEICO for contracting HPV in a GEICO-insured car. Boston is trying out subway pee sensors, and a Mexican town’s footbridge collapsed during its inaugural stroll causing the dignitaries to crash into the water. The mayor blames it on people jumping on the bridge before the walk.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-13.mp3
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Fan fave Rojo Perez joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a listener letter, Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion, Matthew McConaughey and Wonder Woman vs. Constant Murders, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller still in the hot seat. It’s Morbin’ Time, baby.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda read your letters, and they include the follow-up to Melony debating about snooping through her man’s phone, Lucy debating about meeting her lover’s parents for the first time, and Vincient Garcia letting Keith know that he’s gotten too P.C. A Cincinnati cop was fired for tattooing PURE and EVIL on his knuckles, Warner Bros. decided to cut Aquaman’s love interest Amber Heard out of Aquaman 2, Chrisley Knows Best couple convicted of major fraud and tax crimes, and rapist Harvey Weinstein is suing Chrysler for $5 million over faulty brakes in 2019. Oh, NOW you speak up, Harvey!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-08.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here with you to discuss a listener letter regarding confronting a potential cheater as well as covering your behavior as a Devil’s advocate, the nation’s shocking thoughts on mass shootings, and the power to compare anything to anything.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda return after their Memorial Day break to discuss Jada Pinkett Smith’s deep hope for celebrity reconciliation, Bill Cosby’s charges from raping a 16-year-old at the Playboy Mansion, and the fallout from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Memorial Day weekend had at least 14 mass shootings across the United States, but nothing can be done about it apparently, so let’s all try to enjoy the day the best we can. Happy Pride Month!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-03.mp3
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Listener favorite Shalewa Sharpe joins KATG to discuss finding love through phone scams. The trio also discusses more information that came out about the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting including the 40 cops with weapons that waited for better equipped tactical officers to arrive. Actor Ray Liotta unexpectedly passed away in his sleep, Josh Duggar was sentenced to 12 years for possessing child porn, and Kevin Spacey was hit with 4 more counts of sexual assault in the U.K. while taking the stand in Manhattan for an unrelated sexual abuse case. Have a great Memorial Thing!

Direct download: KATG-2022-05-27.mp3
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New guest, comic, and former youth pastor Dustin Nickerson joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting, the capturing of the NYC Q Train shooter, and violence begetting violence. Also, Keith saw a special viewing of Top Gun: Maverick, and Maverick still has a problem with authority. With that said, when he’s right … oh man he’s right.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-25.mp3
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Keith and Chemda read your KATG reviews and cover your P.O. Box mail. Myka Fox joins the group to discuss romance and love bombing, dealing with tinnitus, and her recent … mugging? NYC just had its fourth subway homicide in 2022, the last NYC public payphone will be removed, and Keith reviews the horror movie Men. Place your bets.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-23.mp3
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Your best friends Keith and Chemda are here to diagnose you. Think nothing of it. They also discuss Chemda rewatching Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater, a 911 dispatcher hanging up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting, and NBC saying they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards. The duo learns about professional baby-namers, and they talk about the prison release and love life of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-20.mp3
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Today Keith and Chemda discuss GrubHub’s catastrophic free food offer to New Yorkers and America reaching over 1,000,000 COVID deaths. The duo dissects audio from one of The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s multiple arrests, and Amber Heard denies that she shat on Johnny Depp’s bed. Selma Blair has a propensity to bite celebrities whom she admires, and Coldplay would like your help to power their concerts.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-18.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-16.mp3
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Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-14.mp3
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Billy Procida is so heartbroken that he can’t even talk about it. The gang tries to figure out why Billy has lifelong issues with likability, and Billy shares about letting go of his regular happy-ending masseuse, his fight on the train, and his plan to buy a gun.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-11.mp3
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New guest Marty DeRosa joins KATG to discuss comedians’ appeal of pro-wrestling, getting along with a parent later in life, Mother’s Day, therapy, podcast guests asking to edit their appearance, and how to prepare for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-09.mp3
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Dylan Adler joins KATG to discuss his news-making backflip, and the gang talks about being buried alive (It’s still happening, people!), the Dave Chappelle Hollywood Bowl attack aftermath, edibles, and the multiverse.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-06.mp3
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Comic book expert Chris Mancini joins us for an emergency visit: What the fuck was Moon Knight about?! The trio also discusses 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Amber Heard’s new P.R. team, a repeal of Roe v. Wade, and Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage. They also cover Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West for May 4, 2022.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-04.mp3
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Keith and Chemda catch up with Clark Jones and his journey through therapy: family, death, and dating
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-02.mp3
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Am I The Asshole’s Danny Vega joins KATG to help discuss his recent move to L.A., our fast food nation, and a horse and its trainer on meth. Danny reviews The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Chemda saw a movie in a theater!!!: Everything Everywhere All at Once. Then the trio judges three yell-inducing Am I The Asshole posts.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-29.mp3
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KATG regular Nick Turner catches us up on his life, marriage, and son, and he helps dive into hot topics such as Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s blood rituals, the true story behind the horror movie Hostel, Will Smith’s spiritual tour, and Nicolas Cage’s meta comedy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-27.mp3
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Oh, such a perfect day. Keith and Chemda reminisce on the Washington Square Park rendezvous with The Morrows, they follow up on the stories regarding Mike Tyson and Bill Murray’s violent behaviors, and Keith shares the latest back and forths with his father which, to Keith’s happiness, was shared with Keith’s siblings in real time.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-25.mp3
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Hollywood historian Jesse Thorn joins KATG to cover all the Holly-weirdness including the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Bill Murray’s inappropriate on set behavior, and Mike Tyson beating up an airline passenger. That’s La La Land, baby!
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-22.mp3
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KATG veteran Chris Laker joins KATG to help discuss why Chris stopped smoking weed, Keith and his dad reconnecting after 2 years, and what Keith sees in his dad that’s also in British pedophile Jimmy Savile. Also, Chris found God thanks to Steve Harvey.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-20.mp3
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Liz Miele joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a myriad of topics including Keith’s birthday, his Dad’s new emails, and the deaths of Gilbert Gottfried and Patrick Carlin. The trio also discusses the NYC subway shooting and the Boston Marathon facing off against Russia.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-18.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are ready to celebrate Keith’s birthday, but first Keith needs to discuss AppleTV+’s Severance finale and that fuckin’ liar Ben Stiller. Then the duo talks about the first black woman to ever be on the Supreme Court, Keith reviews Chris Rock’s 2009 Good Hair, and KATG discusses a construction company mistakenly demolishing the wrong home with no punishment.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-11.mp3
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Megan Koester joins KATG to discuss … everything! Will Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years. Asexuality is explained. The trio discusses physical and emotional violence, infertility and sterilization, and marrying for spite. Oh, and mushrooms can talk to each other. Bon Appétit.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-08.mp3
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Kenice Mobley joins KATG to help get to the bottom of International Asexuality Day, women’s sexual OnlyFans accounts being viewed by their fathers, and how people are able to support celebrities’ disgusting behavior. The trio talks about Britney Spears’s intimate relation with God, and Keith reviews Morbius, a superhero movie that’s so bad that he had to watch it in two parts in a theater.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-06.mp3
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Chemda had the most exciting weed purchasing experience of her life, Keith and Chemda discuss the KATG polls associated with the 2022 Oscars Slap and Louis C.K.’s 2022 Grammy win, and Keith’s dad is quoted in a Popular Mechanics article over $500,000,000 in missing Civil War gold.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-04.mp3
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Keith and Chemda continue with the fallout over The Slap Heard Around the World, including if Keith and Chemda should be allowed to discuss issues involving black people. They discuss the Academy Awards meeting to determine Will Smith’s position in the academy and Chris Rock beginning his comedy tour Ego Death. The duo also discusses platinum-selling artist Eric Church canceling an arena show last minute to see his Tar Heels play Duke in the Final Four. Bruce Willis has retired from acting due to aphasia, and KATG remembers his greatest hits and misses.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-01.mp3
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Former lawyer and current comedian Tom Delgado joins Keith and The Girl to cover the fallout of the infamous Will Smith Oscar Slap including attorneys citing The Will Smith Defense in violent crimes, the majority of Americans blaming Chris Rock, Jada and Will Smith’s Instagram announcements, Chris Rock’s ticket sales, and the Academy Awards conducting an official review of what they aired on TV. (Hopefully they recorded it.)
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-30.mp3
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Ashley Gavin joins KATG to help discuss Foo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins’ drug overdose, Dolly Parton being up for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction whether she likes it or not, and the 2022 Academy Awards featuring The Slap with Will Smith and Chris Rock. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-28.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:51pm EDT

Ali Clayton and Ever Mainard join KATG to help discuss exotic animals, top surgery, and listener feedback regarding Lia Thomas, the transgender NCAA Women’s Swimming champion.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-25.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:56pm EDT

Myq Kaplan joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss the infamous lunch he had with Keith, Chemda dumping herself, and - HOT SOUP - Lia Thomas, the transgender NCAA Women’s Swimming champion.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:41pm EDT

Carmen Lagala joins KATG to help discuss Keith’s recent trip to Atlantic City’s Borgata and how he may just be the smartest roulette player in the world. The trio also reviews Apple TV’s Severance, Netflix’s stupid Worst Roommate Ever, Bad Vegan, and Is It Cake? (Spoiler: Keith hates them all.) They also discuss Carmen’s life, love and otherwise.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-21.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:45pm EDT

Keith and Chemda are joined by new guest Leon Scott as they discuss the new version of the Omicron Coronavirus variant BA.2, Russia vs. Ukraine - Day 23, and Jussie Smollett being released from jail after 6 long days. The trio also covers sexual misconduct-accused Andrew Cuomo blaming Cancel Culture for him losing his governorship and sexual misconduct-accused Chris Cuomo suing CNN over his firing for $125,000,000.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:11pm EDT

Dyking Out’s Melody Kamali and Carolyn Bergier join KATG! Enough about what you CAN’T say. Let’s learn what we CAN say! The gang discusses convicted rapist Mike Tyson selling edibles shaped like ears, Jussie Smollett’s time in jail, the successful search of the NYC MoMA stabber, and Starbucks secrets. Spoiler: They DO deliberately spell your name wrong!
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-16.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:31pm EDT

Gabe Henry joins KATG to discuss his new collection of haikus from comedians: Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age by Comedy Greats. The trio also discusses the roles of a manager in regards to violence from patrons, Tom Brady returning to the NFL as a quarterback, and Chemda’s Movie Corner featuring 2011’s Contagion. Keith puts Congress on notice, and a man sets his car on fire to distract from him stealing beer and Red Bull.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-14.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:34pm EDT

Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan Morris and Go! join Keith and Chemda as they discuss being an adult, virtual reality with children, Jussie Smollett’s jail sentence, and the first January 6th Insurrection trial. HOT SOUP: Chemda’s back with Movie Corner!
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-11.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:55pm EDT

Jack Helmuth joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss their yearly anniversary dinner, Keith’s exploration into 2022 veganism, and The Flash’s ejaculate. The trio comments on Bob Dylan’s upcoming second book as well as the music on Saturday Not-so Live.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-09.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:48pm EDT

Keith and Chemda celebrate 17 years of podcasting as well as cover Chemda’s time in Spain with Xerxes, The Batman, and Day 12 of WWIII.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-07.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:30pm EDT

Kat Ramzinski joins KATG to discuss politics, family dynamics, and the latest in the Russia/Ukraine war. Kat also discusses how she survived a gang beating with multiple stabbings.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-02.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 2:12pm EDT

Keith and Chemda are with you to discuss their podcast reviews, how to make love work, the latest with the great Chet Hanks, and the war in Ukraine.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-28.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:09pm EDT

Russia invaded Ukraine, and Craig Klein is following it. It’s everything you need to know and some things that, quite frankly, are none of your business.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-25.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:41pm EDT

Will Miles joins KATG! His wife and the mother of his child, Giulia Rozzi, had to cancel at the last minute, so Keith and Chemda will simply have Will answer the questions Keith had planned for Giulia. The trio also discusses a Finnish cross-country skiing Olympian’s frozen penis and people dying of joy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:39pm EDT

Carl Benjamin Galyon III aka Trey (what?!) joins KATG to discuss love scams and social media dates. The trio also talks about Prince Andrew settling his rape accusation for $13.5 million and the tragedies of Macbeth.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-21.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:29pm EDT

Chemda shares her learnings of Spanish siestas and their local cuisine, and Wild ‘N Out’s Maddy Smith joins us to talk about love and loss(?); Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Julia Fox; and, the violent mystery surrounding Bob Saget’s death. The trio also talks about the thousands of invalid Catholic baptisms. See you in Hell!
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:48pm EDT

On the KATG Marathon Patrick Schroeder let us know about the deal he made where in order to watch Super Bowl 56 he had to let his girlfriend fuck him in the ass. His own friends didn’t believe he’d go through with it. But Keith believed in him. Was Keith let down? Spoiler: If so this show would have lasted 5 minutes. Also, the gang discusses Whoopi Goldberg’s return to The View and everything she learned about the Holocaust.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-16.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:52pm EDT

We found Chemda! Keith talks with Chemda, who is currently working from Málaga, Spain, and the two explain the state of the entire world. They talk of Super Bowl LVI, the halftime show, and the art of lip syncing. The duo discusses the Academy Awards’s blatant blasphemy regarding Spider-Man, and Chemda is your tour guide to all things Europe.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-14.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 1:09pm EDT

Jim Florentine and Jimmy Pardo share their run-ins with the law while being white. Joe DeRosa tries to figure out the point of his life, Bianca Brady explains how comedians are the new truth-telling philosophers, and Shalewa Sharpe tells us what her exes would say are her personal pros and cons. (Pro: she let them hit it raw.) The gang also discusses the nuances of ancestry, and Dylan Adler blesses us with his musical charms.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-11.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:21pm EDT

Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle say hi from jolly old England, and the gang discusses exes and survival. Iain addresses his ADHD and bipolar diagnosis while Katherine discusses the breakdown of her marriage. Bob’s your uncle! They’re joined by Wendi Starling from Texas to add to the bipolar discussion. She moved into her man’s house to be exclusive after the second date. How exciting! Joe DeRosa joins in as he questions his mental health and Keith learns he has the voice of Seinfeld’s Mr. Lippman and the sex appeal of Vincent D’Onofrio. Bianca Brady gives us a Leukemia update.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-10.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:48pm EDT

Gilbert Gottfried is joined by J.P. McDade and Casey Balsham to discuss Gilbert’s pandemic life, (not) remembering special occasions, and running into fans. KATG then talks to Rod and Karen Morrow, JC Best, and Josh Accardo to help understand Metaverse rape, The Last Duel, and the beauty of the world. Colin O’Brien of jumps in, and we follow the latest with our favorite soul looking for love.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-09.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:44pm EDT

Jeff Meacham, longtime KATG friend and the new Planet Fitness spokesperson, discusses his kid party skills and Attention Deficit Disorder. Does Keith have it?! Emily Panic and Shelton Lindsay are in for the brain examinations. Emily shares her run-in with the law. Also, since we·re talkin·, how would your exes describe you? And shoutout to Max.

Direct download: KATG-2022-02-08.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:12pm EDT

New year, new marathon. Keith reviews Jackass Forever, Pam & Tommy, and the new trend of penis in entertainment. Mike Cannon is the marathon’s first guest of literally an infinite amount of guests, and the gang discusses the epiphany of being able to physically fight your own dad. Dana Gould joins the fray to discuss moms’ hitting utensils, run-ins with the police, and the proof of divine intervention. Chemda accurately describes NYC cops.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-07.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:38pm EDT

The KATG Marathon show is live this weekend on YouTube! Meanwhile, author Liz Scheier is here to tell us an amazing story about her mentally ill mom, her imaginary dad, and family lies. The gang also discusses Keith being the best at pilates, 6 more weeks of winter, and Tom Brady’s retirement. Keith mourns the loss of Howard Hesseman as well as the new name for the Washington Redskins: The Washington Commanders. Whoopi Goldberg has been suspended from The View for 2 weeks for not believing the Holocaust was about race, and the gang shares the secrets behind human egg donation.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-02.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:48pm EDT

Nick Vatterott joins KATG to talk about his new special Disingenuous, his harrowing time at The Price Is Right, and writing for Real Time with Bill Maher. The show is interrupted by an exciting visit from the police, but that doesn’t stop the trio from covering the important news of Joe Rogan’s Spotify talking to.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-31.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:17pm EDT

Keith and Chemda are here to close out the week with some exciting stories about actor Michael Rapaport becoming a Rite Aid security chief, a real life Weekend at Bernie’s situation, Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, anti-vaxx superheroes, China’s movie magic, Keith reviewing Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project, and the end of social media anonymity.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-28.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:23pm EDT

Nesil Izil joins KATG to discuss starting out in stand-up, open mics, and heroin. Yes, shooting up! She talks about her 7 years of sobriety and how she turned her life around. The trio also talks about Cheryl Hines vs. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (her husband) and the few times that you shouldn’t compare things to Anne Frank. Also, Keith decides to be a olympian for all the fuckin’.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-26.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:48pm EDT

Jeff Scheen joins KATG to discuss a year of sobriety, football betting and the NFL’s ridiculous overtime rules, and the Aaron Rodgers household eating horse paste and clay. The gang revisits the death of Meat Loaf, who died of COVID while anti-mask/anti-vaxx. The trio ends on more Fast Food Murders.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-24.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:52pm EDT

Beth Lapides joins KATG to discuss her new audiobook So You Need to Decide. The gang discusses AA, dumping your partner after your mother takes their kidney, and a newscaster getting hit by a car on air in front of an unempathetic news anchor in the studio. The trio also discusses the deaths of Meat Loaf and Louis Anderson!!!

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-21.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:03pm EDT

It’s Boy Meets World, and Keith had a day. Keith and Chemda begin with world news and conclude with a one-on-one between Keith and Life. You decide who won. (Spoiler: Not Keith.)
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-19.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:29pm EDT

Keith and Chemda are here for your listening pleasures. They discuss HBO’s Peacemaker, and Keith is simply giddy over the minute-and-a-half jokes they made regarding Louis C.K.’s sexual assaults. The duo also discusses smiling for mugshots and … you’re shitting me … The James Webb Telescope! HOLY FUCK! Also, they comment on Scream overtaking Spider-Man: No Way Home, and Chemda reviews Sex and the City’s And Just Like That… That’s the end of the sentence, and that’s the way the show is written. It was very deliberate. Anyway, they also talk about Keith’s new obsession: fast food murders. Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-17.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:42pm EDT

New guest Dave Ross joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the inner workings of Drunk History and him squashing a beef between himself and Marc Maron. Maybe. The gang also discusses starting fights with strangers on the street, the joys of heroin, the Bumble class-action lawsuit, and love transcendence thanks to Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet, Megan Fox, and Machine Gun Kelly.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-14.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:56pm EDT

The 2021 KATGuh Award Winners

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-12.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:20pm EDT

The hilarious and real Emily Winter joins KATG, and the trio discusses death. Just a whole bunch of death. They talk about deadly subway turnstiles and the passing of Bob Saget, Sidney Poitier, and John Madden. It’s also the death of hygiene in Norway where Army draftees must return their underwear at the end of service to be reworn by others. Emily talks about her quarantined marriage, knowing more than your doctor, CBD for dogs, and theory conspiracy cucks. You want it? You got it, dude.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-10.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:02pm EDT

Matt Bachus might be out of luck when it comes to love, but he’s not out of luck when it comes to making money money money, and he’s ready to bring back his investing podcast just for KATG! The gang talks about blindsided break-ups, investment lessons, and the money to be had in farted jars. Breathe in deep, and make 2022 work for you.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-07.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:49pm EDT

The 2021 KATGuh Award Nominations
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-05.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 6:49pm EDT