with Danny Hatch – The High Schooler’s Guide to College Parties; Katt Williams arrested again; man claims he was attacked for looking like Shia LaBeouf; Chyna and Prince died of overdoses; Oxford, Alabama’s anti-transgender law; Carly Fiorina to be Ted Cruz’s vice president; Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert molested children; foster parent rapes some of his 140 boys; James Dean and Marlon Brando were secret lovers; Uber doesn’t expect you to tip; James Cameron calls in

with Liz Miele and Chad Zumock – Liz’s health and confrontations with strangers; Chad’s website’s garage sale section; William Shatner’s dead wife and unacknowledged son; single-vote political victories; Coast Guard saves man trying to float in a giant bubble twice; the drama between Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan at Live! with Kelly and Michael

with Anthony DeVito and Katy Olson – The diploma frame conspiracy; Hillary Clinton has Bernie Sanders’ Facebook groups deleted; Keith responds to an angry listener upset about his politics; man robs $7,000 and a monkey from his wife to pay a prostitute; plaintiffs suing Ashley Madison must go public; ex-fiancée cancels wedding but demands to keep $30,000 engagement ring; Keith and Street Fair Season; PA state rep. hires actors at polling stations; female Ted Cruz lookalike performs porn; OK Cupid matched Katy with the Cannibal Cop

with Murf Meyer and Diana Kolsky – Murf tries out for a legit baseball team; being addicted to heroin; the problems with the Liberty Bell; KATG polls; Andrew Dice Clay’s new show ‘Dice’; sperm bank misrepresents a donor who is a schizophrenic felon; Tom Brady’s 4-game suspension; Johnny Manziel dropped by his team, his agent, and charged with assault; Curt Schilling fired by ESPN for his anti-trans views; Cruz and Kasich work together against Trump; Michael Khalili likes Clinton over Trump while Keith disagrees; Clinton spends $1 million on Internet trolls to attack Bernie Sanders’ supporters

with Nick Turner and Julie Kottakis – Nick attacks his hecklers, physically and otherwise; nose-pickers; Julie sells men her used panties; Keith’s visiting mother-in-law; Keith’s transphobic high school buddies; Prince’s Purple Haze and KATG poll results; Keith’s birthday card from Mom and Dad; The Jungle Book reviewed; Beyoncé’s new album and short film Lemonade repeatedly mentions Jay Z’s cheating ways

with Kerryn Feehan and Chris Scopo – Comedy roast battles; 4/20 observances; Midnight Special reviewed; Chyna and Prince died; Clinton campaign fraud; Donald Trump denounces Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill; the president of an exclusive Harvard club warns that joining women will be raped; Andrea Allan’s cancer-stricken cat

with Anna Drezen – Panic attacks; Anakin Skywalker jailed and put in a psychiatric ward; a man builds a robotic Scarlett Johannson; dad hires ex-con to test his kids; Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s apology to Australia; what concierges think about you; voting in NYC; the American Independent Party; Hillary Clinton’s pals mentioned in the Panama Papers; Donald Trump calls 9/11 ‘7-Eleven’ and asks Pittsburgh what happened to Joe Paterno

with Libby Phillips – Keith’s stand-up and Jenga cheaters; Libby’s OK Cupid account; KATG poll results; UC Davis spends $175,000 to have the cop pepper spray story go away; Keith’s Wishmaster figurine birthday present leaves us all suffering; Batman: The Killing Joke is Rated R; there will be 4 Avatar sequels; Hillary Clinton’s pandering and Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s planted quantum computing question

with Andrea Allan, Emily Lubin, Sparrow, Hennessy, and Danny Hatch – KATG VIP Night; Emily’s wild night; Sparrow’s ex-husband and ex-friend; vagina measuring; Keith’s high school pals are anti-transgender; rude after-party attendees; Chemda’s landlord knows her secret; Keith’s parents’ birthday greeting

with Jim Florentine – Comedy Metal Midgets; Jim dates again; Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductee Steve Miller trashes the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame; Led Zeppelin’s plagiarism; Hillary Clinton and Bill De Blasio make a racist joke; Starbucks mocks diabetes; Jim’s cheating ex-wife and the P.I. he hired to catch her public sex with a cop; Jim’s son’s singing skills; Jim was molested at age 14

with Dan Soder and Brittany Bendz – Dan gets past his insecurities and gets back with his ex; transgender escorts and conservative political clients; the transgender community’s opinion of Caitlyn Jenner; Brittany’s controversial hiring policies

with Jono Zalay and Danny Hatch – Housing your parents; jury duty; Harrison Ford, domestic abuser and controlled substance taker; Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert sexually abused children; the hottest baby names of 2016; how to kill yourself neatly; the Duggar family and Caitlyn Jenner’s manipulations; pot brownie leaves girl paralyzed; the existence of space aliens; the gun that looks like an iPhone; Melissa McCarthy joins Gilmore Girls remake; Hardcore Henry

with Darron Cardosa and Sydnee Washington – The Bitchy Waiter’s identity; waiting on you; KATG polls: Newsy’s graffiti, Sublet Spy, and electronic voting; political candidates in NYC; the Burger King Gas Leak Prank; paying on dates

with Chelsea Taylor and Ayanna Dookie – Keith’s stand-up update; Keith visits a Bernie Sanders rally; Hillary Clinton’s fundraising speeches; Newsy arrested for being a prolific graffiti artist; Ayanna’s cheating boyfriend is a murderer; Chelsea’s cheating boyfriend’s mistress visits her; paying on dates

with Andrew Collin and Ari Teman – Anxiety, choking to death, whiskey dick, and your parents’ divorce; Tel Aviv vs. NYC; woman locked in library bathroom for 36 hours; Andrew’s drinkin’ days; Troy Smith arrested for DUI; a Navy Seal stabbed Andrew; Andrew fights with Sum 41 on ecstasy; Ari defends his anti-Airbnb project Sublet Spy; Ari tells Obama a joke

with Carolyn Castiglia – Charlize Theron upset over her beauty and Gwyneth Paltrow deliberately gets stung by bees; the Eric Garner officer punishment; medical students believe fake medical facts about black people; Sarah Palin vs. Azealia Banks; man robs phone on subway and gets hit by a train; raising kids in NYC; electronic voting; Carolyn freestyles

with Hayley Quinn and Geneviève LeJeune – Disabled parents and abusive lovers; pick-up artists and relationship experts; Skirt Club, the exclusive club for women only; James Deen’s victim Amber Rayne dead at age 31; the Panama Papers; England’s view of American politics; selling weed and expiration dates

April Fools’ Day; Trump supporter pepper sprays 15-year-old girl; Keith reconnects with his family; baseball stadiums’ new menus; the validity of expiration dates; the ban on smoking in public parks; Batman v Superman’s slump and Eye in the Sky reviewed; Drew Barrymore’s 3rd divorce; George Clooney interview fabricated; mother kills daughter and commissions Photoshopped pictures of the dead daughter; comedian rats on tenants who rent their apartments on Airbnb

with Emily Lubin, Andrea Allan, Lauren Hennessy, and Danny Hatch – Dr. Drew sings the National Anthem; sexual assault from the public, including cops; Lauren’s time in weed delivery; 8th grade teacher shows students ISIS decapitation