Fri, 30 October 2020
Keith’s weekend non-plans; Bianca’s health update; 50 Cent takes back his Trump endorsement thanks to Chelsea Handler while Lil Wayne takes his place; COVID-19 and republicans eating their own; betting your spouse; Walmart removes guns and ammunition from store floors over civil unrest; celebrating sports wins with vandalism
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Wed, 28 October 2020
Virtual movie dates; conservative Amy Coney Barrett joins the Supreme Court; America’s first black cardinal; Trump’s Omaha MAGA rally, his disregarded supporters, and hypothermia; Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday party, Kanye for President, and third parties; L.A. Dodgers, COVID-19, and the World Series; coronacouples
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Mon, 26 October 2020
U.S. reports highest number of COVID-19 infections in 1 day since ever; coronalove; boring fiction and Borat 2 reviewed; Keith steals controversial New York Post; early voting breaks records; Brooklyn cop benched for blaring “Trump 2020” over police loudspeaker
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Fri, 23 October 2020
Deep comedians; pandemic paramours, thirst traps, and party lines; adult games and all the bananas you can eat
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Wed, 21 October 2020
Living with men; New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating during Zoom meeting; Troy Aikman, Joe Buck, and America; the presidential debate’s mute buttons; polling places’ dress codes; 50 Cent supports President Trump; losing friends over politics; COVID-19 and movie theaters; man butt-dials his intended murder victim
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Mon, 19 October 2020
2 weeks until Election Day; comedy, COVID-19, and fire escape shows; bacon-scented masks and nude MRIs; The Affair’s Dominic West’s affair
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Fri, 16 October 2020
Dylan’s swine flu; white men and Asian girlfriends; hot sauce in the urethra; Dylan’s street fight; Trump and Biden’s seperate town hall meetings; Billy Bush and the Grab ‘Em by the Pussy Bus Tape’s 4th anniversary; Florida woman dissatisfied with her purchased meth complains to police; Brazilian politician caught hiding $5,000 in his ass-cheeks; a drone in Israel drops weed for the citizens; Vietnam’s recycled condoms; Subway’s bread has so much sugar it can’t be called bread in Ireland
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Wed, 14 October 2020
Televised war crimes; Billy’s polyamorous shake-up; guns, glory holes, and OnlyFans; attention being more important than embarrassment; the coronavirus can be contracted twice and Johnson & Johnson has suspended their vaccine trials; woman sues Brad Pitt for scamming $40,000 from her
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Mon, 12 October 2020
Thirst trap debacles and controlling personalities; coronavirus and political rhetoric
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Fri, 9 October 2020
Stand-up about your childrens’ lives; outdoor comedy; Laurie’s Trump-supporting mom died of COVID-19; Trump’s antibody treatment was tested using cells from an abortion; Trump and countryfolk; The New England Journal of Medicine is anti-Trump; the 2020 vice presidential debate and Demon Fly; undecided voters; chlorine vs. COVID-19
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Wed, 7 October 2020
Eddie Van Halen died; sex, love, break-ups, and thirst traps; borderline personality disorder and art
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Mon, 5 October 2020
Covfefe-19 and pandemic weddings; the Monica Lewinsky scandal through the eyes of young people; President Trump’s coronavirus diagnosis, his drive-by, and his hospital release; Trump vs. Biden; NYC boroughs back in lockdown; the good Proud Boys; thirst traps explained; the dangers of exercise and weight loss
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Fri, 2 October 2020
President Trump tested positive for the COVID-19 hoax; Keith’s poker injury; being the son of a pimp and a prostitute
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