Myq Kaplan and Andrea Allan: The Dad Emails has its own devil’s advocates, and Myq and Andrea are here to show Keith the other side. Chemda explains the nature of monsters. Lucas Connolly: Keith debates what holiday is best to announce to his father the full true story. Should he send Dad sheet cakes with the emails on top? Fireworks? A singing telegram? A dick pic from her to him? Michael Khalili: Chemda’s brother joins us as a listener explains overcoming his father’s mental abuse. The gang discusses spousal enabling. Listener lizsquiz comes up with the next step, and it involves a clever way of being clear to Dad that Keith knows everything. Christian Finnegan: Though, for weeks, Father Malley hasn’t responded to Keith saying that he knows everything that’s been happening, Cat still reaches out to talk about Dad’s yummy birthday. The Hosts: Keith and Chemda discuss the latest. Oh God damn. “Glad to hear it is still all private.” Paul Hooper: Keith loves that people listen to these emails together. Cat’s Self Journals are dripping off the shelves. Juicy. The Christmas Fire Star and Daniel 9 are loved by fake-everyone! The Hosts: Cat comments about religion, marriage, and banging people stupid, and Dad breaks his silence to Keith by thanking him for a birthday gift. Keith and Cat then write Dad at the same time from their respective emails to behave. Shelton Lindsay: After Keith and Cat write the same words at the same time to Dad, Cat then sends Detective Father Malley exactly what Dad wrote to Keith. Now Dad knows. (Right?) Keith checks into a mental hospital.

Good news and bad news: Cat’s Cradle has been picked up for a second season! Also, the writers are ready to get extra stoopid. Here we go: 8 entertainers, 1 manipulative father, and listeners that are ready to choose Keith’s own adventure.

Older lovers; gyms and broken assholes; The Emails: The Ending?; Cuba Gooding Jr. and Jeffrey Epstein’s estate; The $120,000 Banana Saga

Apologies; the various Thanksgivings; hospice care and family death; Walmart’s controversial Let It Snow Christmas sweater; service bees and fake complainers; THEY is 2019’s Word of the Year

Social anxiety and the holidays; stand-up for daycare kids; being paid what you’re worth; ALS Bucket Challenge creator dies at 34; deer season and human deaths; Chicago-area McDonald’s restaurants sue over customer violence

The Emails reveal; dating; only 18% of The Irishman viewers have finished it; I Am Jesus Christ video game; Chemda, children, and imminent death; healthy living

Marriage; the Christmas tree farm and its cantankerous owner; Steven’s projects (pickles, donuts, and D.A.R.E. weed pipes); suicide hotlines; waiting tables; parody songs

Monogamy; The Torture Report; Xerxes’ birthday cards

Xerxes experiences Chemda’s birthday; Melania Trump’s White House Christmas decorations; Kellyanne and George Conway; The Irishman revisited

Life after suicide; Canadian shit stirrer caught; Emily's in love; Thanksgiving and life directions; The Irishman

Bikram: Yogi, Guru, Predator; Bill Cosby says he’ll never admit wrongdoing; Tony Robbins’ sexual assault history; liquefied fecal matter dumping copycat; Cat’s birthday wishes

Mötley Crüe’s reunion; Bohemian Rhapsody producer to produce Michael Jackson biopic; Cat-fishing, delicious birthdays, and Dad’s latest project; the new Donald Trump font; A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood reviewed; the case for atheism

Sobriety, mood management, and menstruation; Chick-fil-A, homophobia, and Cancel Culture; Julia Roberts playing Harriet Tubman; federally legalizing marijuana; Nazi auction

KATG pre-interviews and their pattern of ending guests’ relationships; KATG in and out of the studio; football; emotions and interacting with tears

Stand-up on Colbert; having a partner with major anxiety; soccer and drinking; Ford v Ferrari reviewed; Jeopardy! fails at sneaking an ad into an answer; #FartGate; 7-year-old award-winning songwriter Blue Ivy Carter; Mötley Crüe exploded their self-imp

Christi on football and love; church with your lover; California man sues woman for $225,000 over breaking the promise of giving their relationship a chance; top movies and Chemda’s review of 2010’s Eat Pray

Joe Biden on weed being a gateway drug; woman tries to disguise 9 pounds of weed as a baby bump; dads’ inappropriateness regarding their daughters’ sex lives; 12-year-old puts 31 magnetic balls up his penis; anti-gay Kentucky principal’s 17 child po

NYC sluts; country club sues waiter for ruining $30,000 handbag; Peter Cook’s 21-year-old fiancée is really 20; Steelers, Browns, on-field criminal violence, and O.J. Simpson’s take; interviewing drunks live; Donald Trump Jr.’s book sales shenaniga

Ladyscaping; Cum in the Baseball Hall of Fame; Rock & Roll Hall of Fame correction; keeping secrets from your lover; Hollywood transient dumps bucket of hot diarrhea on woman; Kyle punched a flight attendant; Keith’s rigorous gym schedule

Your next President’s sexual opinions; Billy’s dad; Billy’s new girlfriend; Billy’s slutty intern; Billy’s oral sex couples challenge; depression and group therapy; Billy’s box-eating reviews feat. Andrea Allan

Dyslexia, speech therapy, and Forrest Gump; long-distance relationships and long-distance fights; a bad ex commenting on your social media; the history of Popeyes chicken sandwich violence

James Dean and checking your daughter’s hymen revisited; The Valentine’s Ghost Text Mystery; Roman Polanski’s 6th child rape allegation; Keith’s dad, relationships, and gaslighting; 2019’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees

Public libraries; James Dean (RIP) to star in Vietnam War movie; rapper T.I. regularly checks 18-year-old daughter's hymen for impurities; listeners relate to The Dad Emails and Keith tells his father "he knows"; Christian comedian cancels tour over "sexu

Non-giving lovers; brazen political opinions; the California Department of Corrections’ Nazi flag; Keith’s white power tattoo; t-shirts with an agenda

Hemorrhoidectomies and hospital life hacks; Devil’s advocates and relationship taboos; local elections; the return of the Popeyes chicken sandwich and murder; Emma Watson is self-partnered; meeting Father Malley

90 Day Fiancé; online schooling; the plight of comedians; Cash Cab

Abortion remains legal in all 50 states; 14-year-old punches man in Donald Trump costume; Rachel’s custody battles and her mom’s drunk driving death; man receives DUI despite only drinking at stop signs; insomnia; blackface; coming out to Dad; anxiety

Victoria Beckham’s son is dating a Posh Spice impersonator; Daylight Saving Time and extra work; leaf peeping and foliage fucking; Beta O’Rourke ends his presidential campaign; Donald Trump, sporting events, trick or treating, and kids building walls;

Chemda’s health status; Donald Trump’s World Series boos and his trick or treating debacle; 61-year-old Peter Cook proposes to 21-year-old Alba Jancou and 65-year-old Dennis Quaid’s engagement to 26-year-old Laura Savoie revisited; presidential cand

KATG’s new intern’s bipolar disorder, home schooling, and sobriety; singing and crying; auto-brewery syndrome; HBO’s Succession; Keith’s dad’s books

Showtime at the Apollo and literally kicking out punchlines; relationship petting; depression and bi-polar disorders; Trump Country, drinking, and suicide; family secrets; dirty talk

Chemda’s cold and football’s ass slapping; how Kyle’s kids act around Keith; Felicity Huffman served 11 days in jail as Lori Loughlin received additional college scandal charges; Harvey Weinstein attends a comedy show and performers Kelly Bachman, Z

Spanish comedy and Keith’s early journalistic endeavors; Jesus saves marathon runner; the validity of nurses and teachers; selective eating disorder; monkeys are smarter than humans; life hacks; waitress fired for refusing to serve transphobic customers

Fatherhood; taxidermy; holding referees accountable; Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump and the Video Music Awards; Cuba Gooding Jr. vs. 14 women over sexual misconduct allegations; defending The Church; farmers have the most sex

The stock market and plant-based meat; Sober October; gay accusations on a straight date; 65-year-old Dennis Quaid engaged to 26-year-old fiancée; Fake Cat and The Fake Law

Democratic debates; Chemda’s life and death root canal

Men and PMS; Canadian Thanksgiving; 2019 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees; Cuba Gooding Jr.’s 5 sexual misconduct lawsuits; Jeremy Renner’s phone app, gun and drug use, and custody battle; Japan Airline’s baby mapper; Bath & Body Works secu

Trump supporters; Reena vs. Tulsa; man wrongly convicted served 24 years in prison

Comedy roasts and hurt feelings; sex on the road; getting drunk with your mom; living in a doggy daycare center; parental affairs; 24-year-old vegan calls cops over friends tricking her to eat meat; 29-year-old busted on tricycle with meth and crack; Ronn

Comedians and politics; Jake vs. Homeland Security; Chemda’s potential calumny lawsuit; Gemini Man’s trailer and Will Smith’s career

Yom Kippur, tattoos, marriage, and cheaters; British bride encases father’s ashes in acrylic tips; Texas groom busted robbing a bank the day before his wedding to pay for fiancée’s ring; God told Ohio woman to smash into another car; Dallas police of

Celibacy and shame; Russian sues Apple for app making him gay; sexual acronyms; Guinness World Records; new College Scandal 5 month jail sentence

Loving a cheater; The Glenlivet Capsule Collection; Keith and Chemda’s past romance; Joker movie reviewed, movie theater shootings, and Gary Glitter’s Rock and Roll (Part 2); the legitimacy of comic book films and PC culture

EMERGENCY THERAPY SESSION FOR KEITH! ALL HANDS ON DECK!

Cocaine; stripping, porn, psychology, and protecting yourself; Ronan Farrow’s new book; The Fast and the Furious director’s rape accusations; Keith’s dad and Not Cat plot behind Keith’s back

Children and weed; Cat’s in the Cradle - Season 2; gender queer, top surgery, and testosterone; Robert De Niro vs. President Trump; Casey Anthony wants another baby; Ashton Kutcher lets us know he’s taking the high road re: Demi Moore; hunter accident

Keith as a parent; sexy Holocaust photos; referee shot in the face at game; Joker, incels, and nervous movie theaters; the college bribery scandal; relationship quirks and going out alone

Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, and Super Bowl LIV; air containers and imminent death; how Trump celebrates 9/11; Father Malley is back at it; 15-year-old catfishes his dad as President Trump

Rules of engagement; feelings and depression; Larry King’s wife surprised by divorce; Nick Carter vs. Aaron Carter; man throws himself and 5-year-old in front of subway, daughter survives; Justin Trudeau’s multiple pictures in blackface; swapping out

Taking food to go; Bravo’s reality show Summer House; dating and apps; the first Jewish Disney princess

Taping a late night set; anxiety, arguing, the silent treatment, and drugs; lying parents and pothead kids; prostitute claims she made $600,000 off of Area 51 visitors

Planning a surprise engagement; Demi Moore’s mom sold Demi out for $500 at age 15; Keith and Madonna; the 71st Primetime Emmy Awards

Lorne Michaels and Shane Gillis; New England Patriots fire Antonio Brown; Chemda wins Atlantic City tournament (and buffet); Chris Brown falls for Rihanna’s thirst trap; Demi Moore explains Ashton Kutcher’s cheating and gaslighting, Chemda relates; Hu

Shane Gillis and SNL revisited; Chemda’s Depo-Provera sex shot; the audience’s KATG dreams; celibacy; Keith as a gay man; Weird but True: using emojis = getting sex, the 12,000 calorie burger, Paris etiquette, woman dreamt she ate her engagement ring

Corn Pop revisited and Joe Biden’s bleeding eyeball; JFOD’s manic episodes

Patrick’s namesakes; SNL fires Shane Gillis; The Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin; Keith explodes over door buzzer; bus driver bravery; football, Ben Roethlisberger’s elbow surgery, and Cam Newton’s eccentricity; political dabates and Joe Biden’s sanity

Narcing on grocery stores; Felicity Huffman’s 14-day jail sentence; Jersey Shore’s The Situation released from prison; SNL, Bown Yang, Shane Gillis, The Hollywood Reporter, and Joel Kim Booster; the Lovers of Modena were both men; The New York Times a

Drunk tattoos; exes using your old pictures; Antonio Brown’s rape accusation; Ms. Monopoly; InStyle’s Jennifer Aniston cover; 9/11’s 18-year anniversary; My Name Is Keith w/ BaJames feat. Dan Soder

Sex with a roommate; Pittsburgh Steelers, New England Patriots, and Antonio Brown; Times Square costumed gropers; child surprises her mom and mom shoots her

LANFEAR!; quitting drinking; President Trump invites the Taliban to Camp David; Trump fakes weather map to defend saying Hurricane Dorian will attack Alabama; Sarah Palin’s divorce; Mississippi event hall claims Christianity is against interracial marri

The Odessa mass shooting and AR-type assault rifles; injustices, road rage, anger, and guns; Netflix and stand-up comedy; how to get rich quick

Chemda’s backyard invasion; engagement likes; Sue vs. The Machine

Selfie culture; public restrooms; sobriety; CNN’s Don Lemon’s sexual assault suit; drunk personalities; CNN’s Chris Cuomo publically explodes over being called Fredo; sex, OneTaste, and Burning Man

Public marriage proposals and the behind the scenes; solo camping, persistent men, and inappropriate police; cop shoplifts at JCPenny; women voting and the 19th Amendment’s 100-year anniversary

Musical comedy; gay identical twins; gay audiences; bus driver denies woman for being too sexy; Chernobyl vodka; Bam Margera seeks Dr. Phil’s help; male basketball player used pregnant wife’s urine for drug test

Jeffrey Epstein’s controversial suicide; American Crime Story: Impeachment; hundreds of new Boy Scouts of America sexual abuse cases; 9/11 memorial tourists; man tests constitutional rights in a Walmart with a loaded rifle and handgun; man accidentally

How to cover your drunk driving with puke; coming out of the closet and anti-gay therapy; cheating live-in lovers; bad marriages; sexual spam scams; dementia-ridden moms masturbating in front of sons

Listener calls in about surprise divorce; mommy issues; influencer Brooke Houts accidentally uploads video of her abusing her dog; Joe Biden’s poor kids vs. white kids gaffe; police audacity; Coming to America 2; Walmart employees boycott over gun sales

Delilah and fake radio interactions; gangster emojis; Fedbook and accidentally turning yourself in; Metallica fights off cougar attack; flight attendant has fun hiding in luggage compartment; woman claims her cat keeps turning off her morning phone alarm

Mormon comedy; masculinity; accidentally leaving your kids in a car; Keith’s favorite stepson; Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw; Kathy Griffin’s Donald Trump decapitation concert movie

FaceApp; Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell’s offensive death tweet; President Trump’s tweet that mocks a Democratic congressman’s home invasion; Ohio State Representative Candice Keller blames mass shootings on homosexuals, among others; Neil deGrasse Tyson’s tone-deaf mass shooting tweet; New York teachers not forced to carry guns; family, the Catholic Pre-Cana, and The Emails

Crawl; David Kimowitz, owner of NYC comedy club The Stand, and his nanny murdered by nanny’s boyfriend; mass shootings: Gilroy, CA, El Paso, TX, Dayton, OH; The Boys; Soul Asylum’s found missing kids

Reality TV; weed decriminalization in New York state; man tries to hide a pound of cocaine under his toupee; President Trump alludes to himself being a 9/11 first responder; 37 children die each year leaving children in cars

Religion, divorce, hypocrisy, and real love

Big breasts; bra saves woman’s life; sex and insecurity; Florida state trooper has sex with 14-year-old; Indiana cop falsely accuses McDonald’s employees of biting into his sandwich; Georgia woman fires gun over cold McDonald’s french fries; sex clu

Therapy, exes, and Chip Chipperson; social media; man steals and drives NYC shuttle bus for 7 miles; asteroid scarily close to Earth; white woman defends racist video; Chance the Rapper somehow has debut album

Lil Nas X and Old Town Road; Keith goes to the gym; kid coupons; Kyle goes to the ER; Keith deals with dementia; Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

Relationship PTSD; Eddie Murphy announces $70 million return to stand-up; Miss Michigan says her racism is just a difference of opinion based on facts; Keith dabbles in vegetarianism; KATG gets evicted; reverend sucks demons out of penises

Anthony Weiner moves back in with Huma Abedin; Florida woman charged after giving abusive husband’s guns to police; British cop buys TV porn at a stranger’s home while watching over child’s corpse; alien insurance; woman pays $16,000 to car dealersh

Forbes; poker: professional, amateur, and free apps; animal filters and serious reporting; Fleabag and the 2019 Emmy nominees

Myq’s feelings emails; Dina Hashem, XXXTentation, comedy, and death threats; Chemda’s movie passion; Avengers: Endgame outsells Avatar; The Fast and the Furious and feelings; Terminator Salvation and Christian Bale’s meltdown revisited

Weight issues; marriage vs. career; religion vs. comedy; casual racism; Massachusetts police ask criminals to rest during heat wave; Louisiana police officer advocates that someone shoots Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; Grimes eliminated blue light from her vis

Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic and Keith’s #1 album; hosting a roast battle; stand-up at 14-years-old; The Potterhood Podcast; checking your lover’s private devices; porn

Keith and Kyle battle Chemda and Xerxes to learn which host knows their partner better

Jim Gaffigan, John Mulaney, and Keith’s #1 album; thirst traps; being heckled by an ex; prostitution dominance

The Manhattan blackout and the absent mayor; Chris Morgan, Bagel Boss; President Trump tells congresswomen of color to go back where they came from; Tennessee governor observes KKK grand wizard; Trump’s 13th cabinet member departs administration; coward

Drinking with your mom; psychedelic lessons; Eighty-Six (The Jingling Libido Song); break-ups and reconciliation; bad comedy audiences and public breakdowns; Chemda’s movie reviews; Child’s Play and Keith’s parenting skills; Manhattan’s blackout;