Mon, 20 May 2013
"I like to fart on people's asses and go, 'You farted.'" |
Fri, 17 May 2013
"Wait; I'm not raping somebody, right?" |
Thu, 16 May 2013
"Excuse me; where is the 9/11?" |
Wed, 15 May 2013
"Happy Birthday; there's the door." |
Tue, 14 May 2013
"Do you know you're fuckin' insane?" |
Sat, 11 May 2013
"Okay, you're gonna rape me for askin' this..." |
Thu, 9 May 2013
"Just so you know, you're the worst, and you need to get your shit together." |
Wed, 8 May 2013
"Bro, I knew somethin' was wrong when a little pretty white girl ran into a black man's arms. Somethin' is wrong here! Dead giveaway!" |
Tue, 7 May 2013
"Pee in the bush, and I will give you the best place to shit!" |
Mon, 6 May 2013
"I had a fondness for Satan." |
