Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
Xazmin is new to KATG and an instant hit. She discusses her recent encounter with a non-consensual Lyft driver’s penis as well as divorce, antidepressants, and fighting for that orgasm. She talks family punches to the face and club fights. She discusses fat asses, pandemic sex, calling a lover Daddy, and getting COVID. And she warns us about chicken wings.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-23.mp3
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THE PSYCHIC WITCH RETURNS! Will Keith have a baby? When will Chemda fall next? Robert gets personal as he also discusses the next big world event and Keith’s stepson’s $3,000,000 price tag. The gang talks about psychic abilities, schizophrenia, and being your better self.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-21.mp3
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Dan joins KATG, and the gang talks about books. Do we need them? And what exactly are they?
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-19.mp3
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The great Ophira E. joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss Keith watching Saturday Night Fever for the first time, the scientific numbers behind the COVID-19 vaccinations, being out and about, and how to get revenge on a porch pirate. #FuckLoki
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-16.mp3
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Comedian and musician Emily Panic joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the supernatural and the beauty of podcasts. The gang talks about Emily’s husband Run the Jewels’ El-P, couples quarantining, your therapist talking to your lover’s therapist, and piss bags. They cover yelling at strangers, comic book patrons, and Lori Petty vs. Chemda. But, most importantly, Monica Geller is finally nominated for an Emmy.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-14.mp3
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99.8% of COVID-19 hospitalizations are that of the unvaccinated. GET VAXXED, DORK! Also, Keith and Chemda return after Independence Break, and Keith discusses his girlfriend’s birthday and how well he did. Chemda judges. With the opening of the world, Keith is back with more reviews: The Tomorrow War, Black Widow, The Quiet Place Part II, The Forever Purge, and 4DX. (Spoiler: they all blow donkey balls.) Keith and Chemda discuss Friends: The Reunion, and they dedicate this show to their good friend Adam Brown, RIP.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-12.mp3
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Irene Tu joins KATG, and the gang discusses In the Heights, parental love and breakups, and Asian hate. Trump Organization's CFO was indicted on 15 felony counts, and the trading app Robinhood must pay $70,000,000 for company tricks. The Boy Scouts of America settles for $850,000,000 over sexual abuse, and a gold-medal favorite in the women’s 100 meters is suspended for marijuana use. Oh my. What a fuckin’ day.
Direct download: KATG-2021-07-02.mp3
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It’s the return of the greatest, Not Gay Bobby. After the shocking news of Bill Cosby’s release from prison, Bobby Mitchell shares with us his journey through the deep lows and exciting highs that took place since the last time he graced us with his presence. Also, the gang lets you know when you shouldn’t feel bad for being a murderer.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-30.mp3
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Queen Latifah is WHAT?! Anyway, Gamertag Radio’s Danny Peña (aka Godfree) joins KATG to go over his Hall of Fame inducted show’s history. Also, Keith reviews the latest The Fast and the Furious film: F9, has dinner with anti-vaxxers, and compares war video games to his training in the Army. Spoiler: they’re so similar! We also discuss the Times Square shooting involving the deadly world of CD selling.

Direct download: KATG-2021-06-28.mp3
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It’s Gruber! With 32 years in the business, Dave joins KATG to talk about all things big and small — literally and figuratively: the size of Stars Hollow, the sentencing of Derek Chauvin, the prison hanging of antivirus software creator John McAfee, and Rudy Giuliani losing his New York license to practice law. The gang also talks about hippie lifestyles, Hollywood drug use, and the Grubers of the world.

Direct download: KATG-2021-06-25.mp3
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The Whitest Kids U’ Know’s Trevor Moore joins Keith and Chemda to talk God’s OCD gifts, Harrison Ford’s Indiana Jones 5 accident, why we’re so fuckin’ horny, and the robots’ master plan. In news, Donald Trump wanted his justice department to stop SNL from teasing him, a bride died during a wedding ceremony so her sister took her place, and we learn what it’s like to live literally with no fear.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the most caustic Silent Trailers yet and Chemda’s scientific thoughts on bandages before Keith’s best friend Myq Kaplan joins the party. The gang talks about Keith’s persona in Myq’s stand-up, the latest in ayahuasca, relationships, the deaths of bullies, and Juneteenth. Also, it wasn’t until after the show that Keith and Chemda realized they didn’t even mention Father’s Day. Oh well. I guess be nicer, dads.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-21.mp3
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After Keith and Chemda discuss the new federal holiday Juneteenth and Keith’s stolen $18,000 invisible sculpture, they’re joined by The Outs creator Adam Goldman to discuss his latest tour de force Hot White Heist. The gang covers people changing the use of the word queer and the joys of having a room to watch television. Also, 47-year-old Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene just learned about the Holocaust and why it was bad while Nashville’s HatWRKS sells ironic Star of David NOT VACCINATED patches. The group talks about political cucks, and Keith watched Anthony Hopkins’ The Father.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-18.mp3
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After discussing how Amazon’s Jeff Bezos will be forced to buy and eat the Mona Lisa, Kyle and Karen join KATG to discuss raising children, generational changes in parenting styles, and an armed hijacker that stole a school bus filled with 5-year-olds that asked him so many annoying questions that he left the bus. Then we get into Keith and Kyle’s dynamic.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-16.mp3
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Chemda gets another care package from the mom that isn’t talking to her, and Keith joins his siblings to visit his mom in assisted living with an extended cameo from his dad. New to KATG? Be sure to also visit KATG.com/DAD

Direct download: KATG-2021-06-14.mp3
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Zahra joins KATG and discusses her Iranian heritage, her straight marriage and bisexuality, and her study of bro culture in comedy. Keith talks about his death-defying Memorial Day drive and his millionaire stepkids. The gang then discusses the top news stories including Chick-fil-A being at it again, the Bachelor franchise’s host Chris Harrison’s firing and $25,000,000 ultimatum, and Anthony Weiner selling NFTs based on his sexting crimes. Other news includes Mission: Impossible 7 shutting down, lawyer F. Lee Bailey’s passing and his life in Hell, Ghislaine Maxwell’s fifth bail rejection, and Derek Chauvin asking for his sentence to be time served. Sure, why not. Oh, and Julia Scotti’s people wrote KATG a letter.
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-09.mp3
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Transgender comic Julia Scotti transitioned 20 years ago, and she joins KATG to share her heartbreaks and inspiring breakthroughs
Direct download: KATG-2021-06-07.mp3
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Happy Memorial Day! Keith is getting behind the wheel of a car! Courtney joins KATG to get to the bottom of that for all our sakes as well as to discuss the latest goings-on of our world, both good and very good. Bill Cosby has been denied parole, Alan Dershowitz is suing Netflix over the documentary Jeffrey Epstein: Filthy Rich, and Amy Cooper aka Central Park Karen is at it again. Happy holidays!
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-28.mp3
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Nick Cannon Presents: Wild 'N Out’s Maddy Smith joins Keith and Chemda as they cover the latest involving Nick’s racist podcast remarks, his subsequent apology, and his VH1 reinstatement. They also discuss PR moves and John Mulaney’s dating exploits, a woman that faked her own wedding to make her former boyfriend jealous, and the new Borat Supplemental Reportings. GA Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene compares having to wear masks due to COVID-19 to the holocaust, and NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo made $5,000,000 on his book touting his amazing COVID-19 leadership as he underreported COVID deaths. Chemda got her vaccine from the most unprofessional frontline worker, and listener Yessica asks Chemda if she should start smoking weed at age 36.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-26.mp3
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Uh oh! Keith and Chemda lost a listener over Israeli-Palestinian thoughts, and they are not pleased one bit! Luckily, Keith’s able to calm down after reminiscing over how well he cleaned his own place as his girlfriend’s anniversary gift. Mathew joins the show and talks about his myriad of projects that include Steven Seagal’s only horror film, Restaurant: Impossible, and Mr. Skin before getting into his latest project Comic-Con Begins. Spoiler: Those costumed people fuuuuuuuuck.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-24.mp3
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Usama starts the show off with Keith and Chemda, and they get into the pitfall of Ladies and Gentlemen. It’s a tough one, folks, but we can do it, y’all. Usama talks about his America’s Got Talent controversy with Heidi Klum, his Bengali heritage and giving up med school to apartment squat and go into comedy, and what the COVID-19 pandemic has taught him. Then the gang discusses the May 2021 Israeli-Palestinian ceasefire. Also, more than 400 people have been charged following the U.S. Capitol breach while powerful republicans are spinning January 6, 2021 as a “normal tourist visit.” Then Vincient joins KATG in person, and the 3 of them discuss the blessings of jail, anger issues, crack, meth, racism, and the power of realizing your own ignorance.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-21.mp3
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The Kominsky Method’s Sarah Baker joins KATG to talk about the latest email from Tide Head and Shoulders Vincient, Keith’s dad’s savings bonds, and coming to life just before you die. She also shares some Hollywood stories, and Keith is probably looking up the special foundation makeup that the stars use as you read this.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-19.mp3
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After talking about a woman losing her $26 million lottery ticket in the laundry machine and reading your KATG reviews, Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan and Jesse join KATG to talk about many things, the least of all being COVID-19’s plans for your penis. The gang also discusses Ricky Schroder vs. Costco, your favorite celebrities going off the deep end, and the Israeli–Palestinian conflict.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-17.mp3
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England’s Alfie Brown joins KATG, and the gang starts the discussion talking about honesty in comedy before going into the new CDC COVID-19 guidelines regarding not wearing masks. Keith watched the heartbreaking movie Still Alice ahead of visiting his mom with Alzheimer's disease, and he cried like … someone who just watched Still Alice ahead of visiting their mom with Alzheimer's disease. The group then delves into the latest with our new pal Cellblock Vincient and Ellen DeGeneres wanting to fight back against Cancel Culture.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-14.mp3
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Keith just got his second COVID vaccine shot, but he’s still with us to spread love. Keith and Chemda discuss relearning how to converse, bike fights, the NYC mayoral race, Ellen DeGeneres ending her talk show, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s new way of being out of touch. Bennifer is making a return to Alex Rodriquez’s dismay and Matt Damon’s joy, and comedian John Mulaney dumped his wife fresh out of rehab. Enjoy the show, ignore Keith’s Bummer News, and get checked for Foxitus.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-12.mp3
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Keith and Chemda talk Mother’s Day, periods, and Elon Musk ruining Keith’s portfolio by hosting SNL. Keith discusses the heartbreaking family phone call to his mother, and Vincient writes in to follow up on the email he sent in a black-out. KATG reports the death of video vixen Tawny Kitaen, and even the Kentucky Derby horses are on drugs. Seth Rogan acknowledges James Franco’s sexual misconduct allegations and announces he doesn’t plan to work with him again.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-10.mp3
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Rhea joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses their life and the entire world: Baseball and the Cleveland Things, hillbilly movies, vegetarianism, they/them talk, divorce, testosterone, and inappropriate Hollywood men. Told ya entire world! Enjoy, and share the show.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-07.mp3
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Casey joins KATG to discuss Carole Baskin’s crypto-purr-ency, that second vaccination dose, a letter relating to Keith’s food frustrations with his lover, Adolf Hitler’s twisted sex life, Bill Gates’s meet-ups with his ex-girlfriend, and Keith’s dad reaching out again to Keith while denying ever writing those now infamously disgusting emails. Then we look in the past at Lori Loughlin taking karate classes to survive her 2-month sentence.

Direct download: KATG-2021-05-05.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to discuss shirt logos and how they’ll affect your relationships, the first half of Christopher Nolan’s Tenet, Operation Finale, and why you like to piss your bed. Keith stomached a baseball game of 13-year-olds, and the hosts read the email of a drunk speaking from the abuser's side of domestic violence.
Direct download: KATG-2021-05-03.mp3
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Uh oh. Josh Duggar is at it again. Ya kiddin’ me! Anyway, Sean Patton joins us to discuss The Duggars and the arrest of Lady Gaga’s dog-nappers. It turns out the woman that gave the dogs back for the reward was in on it. Ya kiddin’ me! The gang also talks about a home inspector caught on camera molesting an Elmo doll, and Keith tries to get to the bottom of Sean’s bedwetting.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-30.mp3
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Jenny, a comedian and actor, joins KATG to discuss republicans vs. democrats vs. family, someone in Keith’s mom’s assisted living that is trying to murder her, pandemic dating, and the viewership of the 93rd Oscars.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-28.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here, and they’re revved up! After discussing the first color aerial images of Mars’s surface (spoiler: it’s brown), they discuss actual shocking news: 46% of republicans believe the Derek Chauvin guilty verdict was wrong, and Gal Gadot drunkenly cut the tip of her finger off and her freaked-out husband tossed it in the garbage disposal. Then it’s MOVIE TIME! KATG talks about the films Nobody and Mortal Kombat, the group addresses the 2021 Oscars, and Keith looks for a new friend.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-26.mp3
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After covering the death of Digital Underground’s Shock G (aka Humpty), Keith and Chemda discuss Keith’s ex-wife’s new marriage, the way the Minneapolis Police tried to cover up the George Floyd murder, and how Chemda caught a cheater. Also, 61-year-old Prince Andrew is offered $7 million to take a polygraph test regarding his time with Jeffrey Epstein and, specifically, his involvement in a sex trafficking case with a 17-year-old.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-23.mp3
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Keith and Chemda reminisce over KATG Week 2021 before going into the big world news: Devoutly religious Bachelor Colton Underwood is gay??!! Oh, and George Floyd murderer Derek Chauvin is found guilty on all 3 counts. KATG discusses free weed in NYC, Keith’s COVID vaccine shot, and Washington D.C. becoming a state. Thanks for sharing this episode!
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-21.mp3
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Some of your favorite KATG guests join KATG to celebrate Keith’s big day. Keith and Chemda discuss Bernie Madoff’s passing and then the party begins: BBC’s diversity chief says Idris Elba’s Luther character isn’t black enough to be real, Ophira passes her American Civics Test to become a citizen, and Keith’s dad sent Keith homemade birthday and Easter cards. #AssMartinis #StarlightExpress #DOGE #happyholidays
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-15.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are excited for KATG Week! It’s this week! It’s now! Explosion emoji! KATG also talks about COVID-fights, bitch restaurant managers, the real reason you eat at restaurants, pretentious movies, and the upcoming Oscars and Razzies.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-12.mp3
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Keith’s dad can’t stop, and he won’t stop. After a Malley family update, KATG talks about the deaths of Prince Phillip and DMX and the relationship between Khloé Kardashian and Keith’s stepson. Oh look, Rep. Matt Gaetz paid his teenage hookers through Venmo! Then Keith and Chemda discuss the instant classic What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It, revealing that Keith saw Netflix’s I Care a Lot and that movie reviewers are nothing but a group of sellout bitches.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-09.mp3
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Liz, a comedian, cat devotee, and author, joins KATG to explain to Keith the beauty of cats (capable of scratching, biting, hissing, and jumping on everything) over the wonder of dogs (capable of sniffing out COVID and cancer, licking your tears without training, and performing party tricks). Before that the gang covers the news including DMX’s drug overdose and vegetative state, Tiger Woods driving over 80 mph leading to his 2021 debilitating car accident, the Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz underage sex story, and Dr. Drew not understanding vaccine passports. The show concludes with the new segment What Movie Did Chemda Watch and How Old Is It.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-07.mp3
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We learn the latest about Father Malley and his crusade to save his kids’ souls during this special time, then Am I the Asshole? hosts Danny and Sara join in to talk about April Fools’ Day during a pandemic. Then the coup de grâce: Danny and Sara introduce a new batch of questions that are ready for Keith and Chemda’s judgmental answers. Have a blessed Easter.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-02.mp3
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After a discussion of Keith vs. Godzilla vs. King Kong, Hannah Boone zooms by to discuss dating, toxicity, and getting your god damn picture taken. The gang talks about New York’s legalization of weed, the conservative dork Greg Kelly, and mental health before discussing Chet Haze’s White Boy Summer and Sharon Osbourne’s $10 million severance for being racist.
Direct download: KATG-2021-04-01.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss love problems, New York’s legalization of recreational weed, Ever Given and the Suez Canal catastrophe, coronavirus and coronavaccine updates, and APRIL’S KATG WEEK ANNOUNCEMENT.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-29.mp3
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Comedy legend Dana Gould (stand-up, The Ben Stiller Show writer, The Simpsons producer) talks about the behind-the-scenes of Hollywood actors such as Tom Cruise, Jon Bon Jovi, and Larry King, the toll his impersonations take on his health, and The Problem with Apu. The gang also discuss growing up and dealing with religion, having right-wing siblings, how to make a relationship work, and how to introduce a new love to your children. And Dana was a juror in a murder trial.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-26.mp3
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Comedy writer Jen Spyra joins KATG to talk about the rated R version of Mrs. Doubtfire, Krispy Kreme’s free donuts to vaccinated people, and Cinnamon Shrimp Crunch. The gang discusses love at Kennywood, The Onion, the behind-the-scenes of writing for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, how to successfully submit a writing packet, and why it’s important for all women to see Blood Diamond.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-24.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are joined by longtime friend Craig Klein as they discuss Miami Beach’s out of control Spring Break, a volatile episode of Silent Trailers, and an inside look at comedian Andy Dick. The gang then delve into the #1 trending Los Angeles Times article on L.A.’s Cloak & Dagger and the sexual misconduct of Silicon Valley’s Thomas Middleditch.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-22.mp3
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Wayne joins the fun to talk about basketball legend Pistol Pete Maravich, the history of stand-up comedy, and how to hear what women are saying anywhere and anytime. The gang talks about agnostics, atheists, and self-help, as well as parental and relationship problems. And Chemda saw Taxi Driver.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-19.mp3
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The hosts of Dyking Out and We’re Having Gay Sex join the party to discuss the conservative crusade against Wet Ass Pussy, Keith’s COVID-19 test, New York Governor Mario Cuomo’s large hands and gross touches, Sharon Osbourne’s sexist and racist behind-the-scenes comments on The Talk, and when you make your parents cry.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-17.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the stress of Steak and Blowjob Day before diving into the world’s news. Chris Harrison is dropped as host of The Bachelorette, George Floyd’s family received a $27 million settlement, and Keith enjoyed his weekend by watching the final part of HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and hearing the return of accused pedophile Chris D’Elia’s podcast. KATG talk Grammys and Oscar nominations and then Keith gives a parental update on his mother’s healthcare and his father’s manipulation.
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-15.mp3
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Wyatt talks about his letter campaign to get on SNL and how it landed him an internship on the show, his attempt to interview his father’s murderer, being the only black person at work/in the writers’ room, and his disagreement with a sketch that led to a fight with Jon Stewart while working at The Daily Show
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-12.mp3
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Abuse, drugs, and the Harm Reduction movement
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda’s yearly celebratory meal goes digital and listeners reminisce; Allen vs. Farrow; Keith and Kyle’s cat make up; Oprah interviews Harry and Meghan; Coming 2 America reviewed; 2021 Critics’ Choice Awards
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-08.mp3
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Keith vs. Kyle’s cat; Chemda reviews Nomadland; Mr. Show’s Jay Johnston and the Capitol insurrection; man stabbed to death by his cockfighting rooster
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-05.mp3
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Being invited to coronavirus parties and states opening up 100%; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 French bulldogs anonymously returned; pedophilitic USA Olympic gymnastics coach commits suicide; Chris D’Elia’s child exploitation lawsuit; Tiger Woods’ shattering car accident
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-03.mp3
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Training your father and dealing with his replacements; 78th Golden Globe Awards
Direct download: KATG-2021-03-01.mp3
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VR porn; therapy scams; Lady Gaga’s $500,000 dogs; Britney Spears, Columbus Short, and the N-word; Jews vs. SNL
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-26.mp3
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America tallies over 500,000 COVID-19 deaths but still support your AMC movie theater; I Care a Lot reviewed; HBO’s Allen v. Farrow and Woody’s autobiography Apropos of Nothing; Chris D’elia’s attempted return; Xzibit and Krista Joiner divorce; singing in front of others
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-24.mp3
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Silent Trailers and money wiring; Promising Young Woman and lowered expectations; deleting old KATG episodes; vague lovers
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-22.mp3
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Men and Valentine’s Day; COVID-19 safety; Paul Hooper’s roommate and previous KATG guest Clint Nohr died; coronamadness; Tom Brady’s Super Bowl celebration
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-19.mp3
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Valentine’s Day; Rush Limbaugh died; Lucasfilm Ltd. LLC vs. The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano feat. The Bachelor’s Chris Harrison; white Amy Cooper, who falsely accused a black bird-watcher of threatening her in Central Park, had her charges dropped
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-17.mp3
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Tattoos and Alfred Hitchcock; Trump’s second impeachment; Britney Spears
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-12.mp3
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Dogs, cats, and common sense; therapy; God
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-10.mp3
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Dogecoin; Armie Hammer and Marilyn Manson; GOP Rep. Marjorie Tayor Green’s free time; Super Bowl LV, The Weeknd, the streaker, and the game of masks

Direct download: KATG-2021-02-08.mp3
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Black Now Month; Hollyboob; Lil Uzi Vert’s $24 million pink diamond forehead implant; #MeToo finally explained, toxic relationships, and the marathon walkout
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-04.mp3
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Zoom secrets; Keith’s stock market adventure; kink
Direct download: KATG-2021-02-02.mp3
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Dishonoring the dead; Keith, Reddit, and The Stock Market; Elliot Page and Emma Portner divorce
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-27.mp3
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Super Bowl LV: Chiefs at Buccaneers (+3) and COVID-sniffing dogs; Larry King died from the coronavirus and Dave Chappelle contracted COVID at his perfectly safe shows; Fran Lebowitz’s Pretend It’s a City; Keith’s archenemy John Deforest Petrie died and may have a storage facility with Keith’s things
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-25.mp3
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Donald Trump remembered, Joe Biden’s impeachment, and Joe Exotic’s freedom

The 2020 KATGuh Award Winners

Best Fight: Ray Gootz - Chemda vs. The Gootz feat. Billy Procida
Best New Guest: Karen Morrow
Biggest Political Statement: Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito
Most Romantic Moment: Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite
Most Heartbreaking Moment: Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom
Most Ridiculous Moment: Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction
Best Rant: Ken Malley - Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-22.mp3
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President Trump’s pardons, last-minute policies, The National Garden of American Heroes, and Impeachment #2; President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.; Father Malley vs. The Nursing Home; the fight against a $15 minimum wage; NFL’s Final Four - Take 2; Gwyneth Paltrow’s goops; Tiger King and Capturing the Friedmans
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-20.mp3
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Contracting COVID-19; NBA’s Kyrie Irving attends maskless indoor party, loses at least $850,000; Armie Hammer, cannibal pervert

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-15.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:57pm EDT

Bill Belichick turns down Trump’s Presidential Medal of Freedom, Trump’s second impeachment, major companies turn on republicans, and NYC cancels Trump contracts; COVID-19 U.S. deaths: 392,463 - 4,320 yesterday alone; Bruce Willis kicked out of Raid Aid for refusing to wear a mask

The 2020 KATGuh Award Nominations

Most Ridiculous Moment: Lori Loughlin Readies Herself For Prison; Carrie Gravenson - Keith’s Sense of Direction; Oscar! Oscar!; Danny Vega - April Fools During a Pandemic; Newsychu - Chemda the Firebug; Karen Morrow - Mom Shoots Wood Most

Heartbreaking Moment: Her Majesty vs. The Royal Horses; Micah Sherman - The Duke and Duchess of WHAT?!; Kyle Ocasio - Being a Mom; Benny Ocasio - Kobe and Gigi Bryant; MAtt Baer - The Diamond Dog Hat; Det. Mark DeMayo - Gun Play

Best Fight: Keith vs. His Dad; Ray Gootz and Wendi Starling - Chemda vs. The Gootz; Billy Procida - Chemda vs. Billy Best Rant: George Floyd, Bad Police, and Unrelatable Family; Chris Matthews and What CAN I Say?; Lindsay Goldwert - Chemda’s Lesson for Dads; Ken’s Vegetarian Burger aka You ARE Gonna Take It

Biggest Political Statement: VOTE!; Rod Morrow - Joe Biden Rocks Despacito; Rod and Karen Morrow - Conservatives Love Rules; Adam Brown and Craig Klein - Don Jr. Visits Mel’s in Somerset

Most Romantic: Paul Hooper and Myq Kaplan - Paul’s Other Two Wheels; The Attraction of Marilyn Monroe; Joe DeVito - The 16 Women Fantasy Love Kumite; Katharine Heller - Being Awake for Sports Illustrated

Direct download: KATG-2021-01-13.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:32pm EDT

The NFL’s Final Four; a Sex and the City revival without Samantha; Smokey Robinson honors Chanooka; Capitol deaths and arrests; free speech and social media bans; Andrew Yang learns about NYC
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-11.mp3
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Rich people’s games; the U.S. Capitol attack, deaths, resignations, and social media; Chemda’s birthday stress
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-08.mp3
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Cultural assimilation and family; American terrorists breach U.S. Capitol; dating, Airbnb disasters, fires, and roommates not paying rent; Tanya Roberts dies twice; Kanye West and Kim Kardashian set to divorce
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-06.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:21pm EDT

Mental health, Albuquerque, and Mother; treason and COVID-19; Cobra Kai Season 3; Hilaria Baldwin; Powerful Queen Cannon
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-04.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:39pm EDT

Kevin Spacey, Dr. Drew, dead science deniers, Kirk Cameron, Tyson Foods, His Horniness Pope Francis, Pat Robertson, Donald Trump, and Joel Osteen close out 2020; Keith's parental update; Jennifer Aniston and out of touch celebrities; Wishmaster 84: Wonder Woman reviewed
Direct download: KATG-2021-01-01.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:46pm EDT

Holidays and the COVID-19 vaccine; suicide by cop civilian knows to wear a mask; KATGuh nominations; “Dr.” Jill Biden

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-14.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 2:23pm EDT

Waiters eating your leftovers and KATG’s 100 for 30 stand-up shows; Lil ‘rona; Jessie Joyce vs. Rep. John Joyce; friends and money; Singer FKA twigs accuses Shia LaBeouf of sexual battery and assault; Jesse’s shirt isn’t purple

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-11.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:39pm EDT

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-09.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:31pm EDT

The COVID-19 Bat contracted coronavirus; Staten Island’s Mac’s Pub vs. virus restrictions/cops; acting like a statue to escape police; more undead; Chemda’s birthday card?; talking in your sleep

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-07.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:06pm EDT

COVID Coping, relationships, and the ruse of outdoor dining; Keith's work as a retirement home nursing assistant; Keith’s Somerset, PA radio boss Roger “The Commander” Wahl tried luring men into his ex’s home to rape her
Direct download: KATG-2020-12-04.mp3
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The Khalili siblings get together in celebration of Chemda’s 45th birthday

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-02.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:23am EDT

COVID-19, movers and shakers, the NFL, God's wrath, and the death of Darth Vader; Keith’s Thanksgiving turkey

Direct download: KATG-2020-12-01.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:26pm EDT

Keith vs. Thanksgiving; Dave Chappelle vs. Your Feelings; Ricky Shroeder bails out Kyle Rittenhouse and calls cops for protection; punk’n’s creepy Catholic high school teacher; 31-year-old admits he raped 2 children during Washington State Patrol interview
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-25.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 8:00pm EDT

Mark David Chapman’s $400,000 album; President Trump, COVID-19, and the holidays; Opie and Anthony’s Naked Teen Voyeur Bus; Rudy Giuliani as NYC’s mayor; dating and sex
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:18pm EDT

COVID-19 Verzuz America feat. Gucci Mane and Jeezy; President Trump’s lawyer Bat Boy Rudy Giuliani; anti-mask violence; California’s new curfew; COVID cruises; Tyson Foods wagered money on how many workers would die in their pork processing plant from the coronavirus; the 2020 Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree; Pope Francis likes sexy Instagram bikini model’s school girl outfit; 1/4th of U.S. women don’t know where their vagina is; a cat translator app
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-20.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:32pm EDT

COVID-19 and everyone’s blasé attitude; President Trump vs. The United States; sex offender theatens to kill Joe Biden celebrants; Lil Wayne’s firearm charges; Chemda debates taking Adderall; stealing; the KATG marathon; Donnie Wahlberg’s $2,020 tips; drinking at work and remembering Dan Steelers; Schitt's Creek; Super Bowl halftime performer The Weeknd
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-18.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:16pm EDT

Going home for Thanksgiving; Diamond Dog “Hollywood” Craig Klein discusses knowing Keith for 2 decades; how to run NYC
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-16.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:14pm EDT

Checking in on friends; NYC’s The Creek & The Cave closes for good; 5G, the pandemic, and conspiracies
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-13.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:34pm EDT

Keith’s Full Metal Jacket experience; U.S. Troops vs. President Trump; politicians’ fake social media accounts; Action Park; Biden voters generate 70% of America’s GDP; Biden’s tax plan and you; COVID-19 vs. The Arts; forgiving family and attempted murder
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-11.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:31pm EDT

Kids parties; Trump golfs during Biden’s win while claiming he’s the real winner; the White House’s new round of coronavirus cases; Black-ish; Keith’s TV mistress; Alex Trebek died
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-09.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:26pm EDT

Keith teaches us how to survive incarceration
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-06.mp3
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Keith dropped an AirPod in the sink
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-04.mp3
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Minimum wage and embarrassment; COVID-19, Friendly’s fate, and Halloween parties; Sean Connery died; Election Day Eve; Keith and virtual reality
Direct download: KATG-2020-11-02.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 7:11pm EDT

Keith’s weekend non-plans; Bianca’s health update; 50 Cent takes back his Trump endorsement thanks to Chelsea Handler while Lil Wayne takes his place; COVID-19 and republicans eating their own; betting your spouse; Walmart removes guns and ammunition from store floors over civil unrest; celebrating sports wins with vandalism
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-30.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:47pm EDT

Virtual movie dates; conservative Amy Coney Barrett joins the Supreme Court; America’s first black cardinal; Trump’s Omaha MAGA rally, his disregarded supporters, and hypothermia; Kim Kardashian’s 40th birthday party, Kanye for President, and third parties; L.A. Dodgers, COVID-19, and the World Series; coronacouples
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-28.mp3
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U.S. reports highest number of COVID-19 infections in 1 day since ever; coronalove; boring fiction and Borat 2 reviewed; Keith steals controversial New York Post; early voting breaks records; Brooklyn cop benched for blaring “Trump 2020” over police loudspeaker
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-26.mp3
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Deep comedians; pandemic paramours, thirst traps, and party lines; adult games and all the bananas you can eat
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-23.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 4:35pm EDT

Living with men; New Yorker writer and CNN analyst Jeffrey Toobin caught masturbating during Zoom meeting; Troy Aikman, Joe Buck, and America; the presidential debate’s mute buttons; polling places’ dress codes; 50 Cent supports President Trump; losing friends over politics; COVID-19 and movie theaters; man butt-dials his intended murder victim
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-21.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:08pm EDT

2 weeks until Election Day; comedy, COVID-19, and fire escape shows; bacon-scented masks and nude MRIs; The Affair’s Dominic West’s affair
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-19.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:02pm EDT

Dylan’s swine flu; white men and Asian girlfriends; hot sauce in the urethra; Dylan’s street fight; Trump and Biden’s seperate town hall meetings; Billy Bush and the Grab ‘Em by the Pussy Bus Tape’s 4th anniversary; Florida woman dissatisfied with her purchased meth complains to police; Brazilian politician caught hiding $5,000 in his ass-cheeks; a drone in Israel drops weed for the citizens; Vietnam’s recycled condoms; Subway’s bread has so much sugar it can’t be called bread in Ireland
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-16.mp3
Category: -- posted at: 5:00pm EDT

Televised war crimes; Billy’s polyamorous shake-up; guns, glory holes, and OnlyFans; attention being more important than embarrassment; the coronavirus can be contracted twice and Johnson & Johnson has suspended their vaccine trials; woman sues Brad Pitt for scamming $40,000 from her
Direct download: KATG-2020-10-14.mp3
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