Keith and The Girl comedy talk show
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005), not to be confused with Amy Schumer's 3 Girls, 1 Keith, which came out in 2018 (ouch!), is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG hosts and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductees Keith Malley and Chemda (who are exes) talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic. Keith and Chemda create an aggressive but safe place for their guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promote a frank and hilarious atmosphere. KATG is known for their rabid fan-base, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications. Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world. "You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people." -Marc Maron The show - which has been available for over 14 years with well over 3,000 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such as Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Ted Alexandro (The Nightly Show), Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing finalist), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) , Emma Willmann (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend ) and many others! Guests of the show have been seen on Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Office, 30 Rock, Guy Code, and more. Keith and Chemda has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more! Time Out NY named Chemda "The Queen of Podcasting.” Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life. This show is guaranteed to make you laugh. L'chaim.
America is falling apart, but it’s still a party thanks to KATG supporter Paige who gathered your favorite KATG personalities all in one place! The gang discusses the overturning of Roe v. Wade, the FDA’s ban on Juul e-cigarettes, and the American military volunteers who were captured by Russians in Ukraine. They also talk about Keith’s recent adventures at the DMV (spoiler: he forgot to bring the original Constitution with him) as well as Brad Pitt’s search for buried treasure. Was Keith’s dad involved?!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-24.mp3
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Calvin Cato joins KATG to help discuss ingratitude as well as Bill Cosby losing his latest rape trial, Dave Chappelle announcing that he is a once in a lifetime talent, and Katt Williams claiming he has more stand-up specials than any comedian dead or alive at 12. (Keith has 16.) Calvin also shares the latest fight with his boyfriend over a mouse in the house.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-22.mp3
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Following an update on Keith’s dad’s 600 tons of gold, Murf Meyer is Self-Medicated’s Murf Meyer joins in to help discuss harm reduction, self-medication, and children. The trio also discusses how white people should honor Juneteenth, Netflix’s Spiderhead, and the internet begging Sony to release Morbius in theaters for a third time. The gang also talks about The Flash’s Ezra Miller mocking authorities that are searching for them and the 50 students at Seattle Pacific University that handed their interim president pride flags during a commencement ceremony because the school bars the hiring of LGBTQ people. And that concludes Season 1 of KATG. See you tomorrow for Season 2.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-20.mp3
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J.P. McDade joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss pop culture (SNL’s Kenan Thompson’s divorce, Tom Hanks telling paparazzi to BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!, Saudi Arabia’s LIV Golf) as well as The Atlantic article A Lost Trove of Civil War Gold, an FBI Excavation, and Some Very Angry Treasure Hunters feat. Keith and his father, Dr. Prof. Rev. Mike G. Malley, Esq., ESP extraordinaire, and speaker of tongues.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-17.mp3
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Zach Sherwin regales KATG with raps, stories of friendships and lies, and alternative love.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-15.mp3
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Rod Morrow joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss it all: Johnny Depp celebrates his court win drunk, SNL’s Horatio Sanz sued for sexually assaulting a teenager since age 15, and a woman was awarded $5.2 million against GEICO for contracting HPV in a GEICO-insured car. Boston is trying out subway pee sensors, and a Mexican town’s footbridge collapsed during its inaugural stroll causing the dignitaries to crash into the water. The mayor blames it on people jumping on the bridge before the walk.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-13.mp3
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Fan fave Rojo Perez joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a listener letter, Top Gun: Maverick and Jurassic World: Dominion, Matthew McConaughey and Wonder Woman vs. Constant Murders, and The Flash’s Ezra Miller still in the hot seat. It’s Morbin’ Time, baby.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda read your letters, and they include the follow-up to Melony debating about snooping through her man’s phone, Lucy debating about meeting her lover’s parents for the first time, and Vincient Garcia letting Keith know that he’s gotten too P.C. A Cincinnati cop was fired for tattooing PURE and EVIL on his knuckles, Warner Bros. decided to cut Aquaman’s love interest Amber Heard out of Aquaman 2, Chrisley Knows Best couple convicted of major fraud and tax crimes, and rapist Harvey Weinstein is suing Chrysler for $5 million over faulty brakes in 2019. Oh, NOW you speak up, Harvey!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-08.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here with you to discuss a listener letter regarding confronting a potential cheater as well as covering your behavior as a Devil’s advocate, the nation’s shocking thoughts on mass shootings, and the power to compare anything to anything.
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda return after their Memorial Day break to discuss Jada Pinkett Smith’s deep hope for celebrity reconciliation, Bill Cosby’s charges from raping a 16-year-old at the Playboy Mansion, and the fallout from the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Memorial Day weekend had at least 14 mass shootings across the United States, but nothing can be done about it apparently, so let’s all try to enjoy the day the best we can. Happy Pride Month!
Direct download: KATG-2022-06-03.mp3
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Listener favorite Shalewa Sharpe joins KATG to discuss finding love through phone scams. The trio also discusses more information that came out about the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting including the 40 cops with weapons that waited for better equipped tactical officers to arrive. Actor Ray Liotta unexpectedly passed away in his sleep, Josh Duggar was sentenced to 12 years for possessing child porn, and Kevin Spacey was hit with 4 more counts of sexual assault in the U.K. while taking the stand in Manhattan for an unrelated sexual abuse case. Have a great Memorial Thing!

Direct download: KATG-2022-05-27.mp3
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New guest, comic, and former youth pastor Dustin Nickerson joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss the May 2022 Texas elementary school shooting, the capturing of the NYC Q Train shooter, and violence begetting violence. Also, Keith saw a special viewing of Top Gun: Maverick, and Maverick still has a problem with authority. With that said, when he’s right … oh man he’s right.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-25.mp3
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Keith and Chemda read your KATG reviews and cover your P.O. Box mail. Myka Fox joins the group to discuss romance and love bombing, dealing with tinnitus, and her recent … mugging? NYC just had its fourth subway homicide in 2022, the last NYC public payphone will be removed, and Keith reviews the horror movie Men. Place your bets.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-23.mp3
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Your best friends Keith and Chemda are here to diagnose you. Think nothing of it. They also discuss Chemda rewatching Everything Everywhere All at Once in a theater, a 911 dispatcher hanging up on a supermarket employee that called during the Tops Friendly Market mass shooting, and NBC saying they’re open to having Chris Rock host the 95th Academy Awards. The duo learns about professional baby-namers, and they talk about the prison release and love life of Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-20.mp3
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Today Keith and Chemda discuss GrubHub’s catastrophic free food offer to New Yorkers and America reaching over 1,000,000 COVID deaths. The duo dissects audio from one of The Flash’s Ezra Miller’s multiple arrests, and Amber Heard denies that she shat on Johnny Depp’s bed. Selma Blair has a propensity to bite celebrities whom she admires, and Coldplay would like your help to power their concerts.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-18.mp3
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Keith and Chemda discuss the white supremacist shooting in a Buffalo, NY supermarket that killed 10 people. (19 weeks into the year, America has already seen 198 mass shootings.) The duo also talks about R. Kelly and NYC subway shooter Frank James being prison pals. Keith discusses Netflix’s Meltdown: Three Mile Island, which leads to covering the makeup of sociopaths, psychopaths, and Keith’s dad.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-16.mp3
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Keith was poisoned! But he fought back and lived for you, dear listener. Keith and Chemda are here to discuss it all: Hilary Duff’s perfectly airbrushed perfect body on the cover of Women’s Health’s Body Issue, Keith adventures with 2 am shrimp parmesan, Keith’s Lovense dick sleeve, Roe v. Wade and anti-abortionists who had abortions, and the history of Mary the Virgin Mother of God. Babe’s James Cromwell glued himself to NYC Starbucks counter to protest the extra costs of plant-based milk, and NYC’s MTA orders bus drivers not to open the buses’ rear and center doors to stop fare jumpers and to confront anyone who tries not to pay. Yeah uh … okay. Sounds good.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-14.mp3
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Billy Procida is so heartbroken that he can’t even talk about it. The gang tries to figure out why Billy has lifelong issues with likability, and Billy shares about letting go of his regular happy-ending masseuse, his fight on the train, and his plan to buy a gun.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-11.mp3
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New guest Marty DeRosa joins KATG to discuss comedians’ appeal of pro-wrestling, getting along with a parent later in life, Mother’s Day, therapy, podcast guests asking to edit their appearance, and how to prepare for Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-09.mp3
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Dylan Adler joins KATG to discuss his news-making backflip, and the gang talks about being buried alive (It’s still happening, people!), the Dave Chappelle Hollywood Bowl attack aftermath, edibles, and the multiverse.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-06.mp3
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Comic book expert Chris Mancini joins us for an emergency visit: What the fuck was Moon Knight about?! The trio also discusses 2022’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame inductees, Amber Heard’s new P.R. team, a repeal of Roe v. Wade, and Dave Chappelle getting attacked on stage. They also cover Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Kanye West for May 4, 2022.
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-04.mp3
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Keith and Chemda catch up with Clark Jones and his journey through therapy: family, death, and dating
Direct download: KATG-2022-05-02.mp3
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Am I The Asshole’s Danny Vega joins KATG to help discuss his recent move to L.A., our fast food nation, and a horse and its trainer on meth. Danny reviews The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and Chemda saw a movie in a theater!!!: Everything Everywhere All at Once. Then the trio judges three yell-inducing Am I The Asshole posts.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-29.mp3
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KATG regular Nick Turner catches us up on his life, marriage, and son, and he helps dive into hot topics such as Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly’s blood rituals, the true story behind the horror movie Hostel, Will Smith’s spiritual tour, and Nicolas Cage’s meta comedy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-27.mp3
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Oh, such a perfect day. Keith and Chemda reminisce on the Washington Square Park rendezvous with The Morrows, they follow up on the stories regarding Mike Tyson and Bill Murray’s violent behaviors, and Keith shares the latest back and forths with his father which, to Keith’s happiness, was shared with Keith’s siblings in real time.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-25.mp3
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Hollywood historian Jesse Thorn joins KATG to cover all the Holly-weirdness including the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Bill Murray’s inappropriate on set behavior, and Mike Tyson beating up an airline passenger. That’s La La Land, baby!
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-22.mp3
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KATG veteran Chris Laker joins KATG to help discuss why Chris stopped smoking weed, Keith and his dad reconnecting after 2 years, and what Keith sees in his dad that’s also in British pedophile Jimmy Savile. Also, Chris found God thanks to Steve Harvey.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-20.mp3
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Liz Miele joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss a myriad of topics including Keith’s birthday, his Dad’s new emails, and the deaths of Gilbert Gottfried and Patrick Carlin. The trio also discusses the NYC subway shooting and the Boston Marathon facing off against Russia.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-18.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are ready to celebrate Keith’s birthday, but first Keith needs to discuss AppleTV+’s Severance finale and that fuckin’ liar Ben Stiller. Then the duo talks about the first black woman to ever be on the Supreme Court, Keith reviews Chris Rock’s 2009 Good Hair, and KATG discusses a construction company mistakenly demolishing the wrong home with no punishment.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-11.mp3
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Megan Koester joins KATG to discuss … everything! Will Smith is banned from the Oscars for 10 years. Asexuality is explained. The trio discusses physical and emotional violence, infertility and sterilization, and marrying for spite. Oh, and mushrooms can talk to each other. Bon Appétit.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-08.mp3
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Kenice Mobley joins KATG to help get to the bottom of International Asexuality Day, women’s sexual OnlyFans accounts being viewed by their fathers, and how people are able to support celebrities’ disgusting behavior. The trio talks about Britney Spears’s intimate relation with God, and Keith reviews Morbius, a superhero movie that’s so bad that he had to watch it in two parts in a theater.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-06.mp3
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Chemda had the most exciting weed purchasing experience of her life, Keith and Chemda discuss the KATG polls associated with the 2022 Oscars Slap and Louis C.K.’s 2022 Grammy win, and Keith’s dad is quoted in a Popular Mechanics article over $500,000,000 in missing Civil War gold.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-04.mp3
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Keith and Chemda continue with the fallout over The Slap Heard Around the World, including if Keith and Chemda should be allowed to discuss issues involving black people. They discuss the Academy Awards meeting to determine Will Smith’s position in the academy and Chris Rock beginning his comedy tour Ego Death. The duo also discusses platinum-selling artist Eric Church canceling an arena show last minute to see his Tar Heels play Duke in the Final Four. Bruce Willis has retired from acting due to aphasia, and KATG remembers his greatest hits and misses.
Direct download: KATG-2022-04-01.mp3
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Former lawyer and current comedian Tom Delgado joins Keith and The Girl to cover the fallout of the infamous Will Smith Oscar Slap including attorneys citing The Will Smith Defense in violent crimes, the majority of Americans blaming Chris Rock, Jada and Will Smith’s Instagram announcements, Chris Rock’s ticket sales, and the Academy Awards conducting an official review of what they aired on TV. (Hopefully they recorded it.)
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-30.mp3
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Ashley Gavin joins KATG to help discuss Foo Fighters’ Taylor Hawkins’ drug overdose, Dolly Parton being up for a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction whether she likes it or not, and the 2022 Academy Awards featuring The Slap with Will Smith and Chris Rock. It truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-28.mp3
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Ali Clayton and Ever Mainard join KATG to help discuss exotic animals, top surgery, and listener feedback regarding Lia Thomas, the transgender NCAA Women’s Swimming champion.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-25.mp3
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Myq Kaplan joins Keith and Chemda to help discuss the infamous lunch he had with Keith, Chemda dumping herself, and - HOT SOUP - Lia Thomas, the transgender NCAA Women’s Swimming champion.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-23.mp3
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Carmen Lagala joins KATG to help discuss Keith’s recent trip to Atlantic City’s Borgata and how he may just be the smartest roulette player in the world. The trio also reviews Apple TV’s Severance, Netflix’s stupid Worst Roommate Ever, Bad Vegan, and Is It Cake? (Spoiler: Keith hates them all.) They also discuss Carmen’s life, love and otherwise.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-21.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are joined by new guest Leon Scott as they discuss the new version of the Omicron Coronavirus variant BA.2, Russia vs. Ukraine - Day 23, and Jussie Smollett being released from jail after 6 long days. The trio also covers sexual misconduct-accused Andrew Cuomo blaming Cancel Culture for him losing his governorship and sexual misconduct-accused Chris Cuomo suing CNN over his firing for $125,000,000.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-18.mp3
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Dyking Out’s Melody Kamali and Carolyn Bergier join KATG! Enough about what you CAN’T say. Let’s learn what we CAN say! The gang discusses convicted rapist Mike Tyson selling edibles shaped like ears, Jussie Smollett’s time in jail, the successful search of the NYC MoMA stabber, and Starbucks secrets. Spoiler: They DO deliberately spell your name wrong!
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-16.mp3
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Gabe Henry joins KATG to discuss his new collection of haikus from comedians: Eating Salad Drunk: Haikus for the Burnout Age by Comedy Greats. The trio also discusses the roles of a manager in regards to violence from patrons, Tom Brady returning to the NFL as a quarterback, and Chemda’s Movie Corner featuring 2011’s Contagion. Keith puts Congress on notice, and a man sets his car on fire to distract from him stealing beer and Red Bull.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-14.mp3
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Jordan, Jesse, Go!’s Jordan Morris and Go! join Keith and Chemda as they discuss being an adult, virtual reality with children, Jussie Smollett’s jail sentence, and the first January 6th Insurrection trial. HOT SOUP: Chemda’s back with Movie Corner!
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-11.mp3
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Jack Helmuth joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss their yearly anniversary dinner, Keith’s exploration into 2022 veganism, and The Flash’s ejaculate. The trio comments on Bob Dylan’s upcoming second book as well as the music on Saturday Not-so Live.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-09.mp3
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Keith and Chemda celebrate 17 years of podcasting as well as cover Chemda’s time in Spain with Xerxes, The Batman, and Day 12 of WWIII.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-07.mp3
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Kat Ramzinski joins KATG to discuss politics, family dynamics, and the latest in the Russia/Ukraine war. Kat also discusses how she survived a gang beating with multiple stabbings.
Direct download: KATG-2022-03-02.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are with you to discuss their podcast reviews, how to make love work, the latest with the great Chet Hanks, and the war in Ukraine.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-28.mp3
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Russia invaded Ukraine, and Craig Klein is following it. It’s everything you need to know and some things that, quite frankly, are none of your business.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-25.mp3
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Will Miles joins KATG! His wife and the mother of his child, Giulia Rozzi, had to cancel at the last minute, so Keith and Chemda will simply have Will answer the questions Keith had planned for Giulia. The trio also discusses a Finnish cross-country skiing Olympian’s frozen penis and people dying of joy.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-23.mp3
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Carl Benjamin Galyon III aka Trey (what?!) joins KATG to discuss love scams and social media dates. The trio also talks about Prince Andrew settling his rape accusation for $13.5 million and the tragedies of Macbeth.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-21.mp3
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Chemda shares her learnings of Spanish siestas and their local cuisine, and Wild ‘N Out’s Maddy Smith joins us to talk about love and loss(?); Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson, and Julia Fox; and, the violent mystery surrounding Bob Saget’s death. The trio also talks about the thousands of invalid Catholic baptisms. See you in Hell!
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-18.mp3
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On the KATG Marathon Patrick Schroeder let us know about the deal he made where in order to watch Super Bowl 56 he had to let his girlfriend fuck him in the ass. His own friends didn’t believe he’d go through with it. But Keith believed in him. Was Keith let down? Spoiler: If so this show would have lasted 5 minutes. Also, the gang discusses Whoopi Goldberg’s return to The View and everything she learned about the Holocaust.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-16.mp3
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We found Chemda! Keith talks with Chemda, who is currently working from Málaga, Spain, and the two explain the state of the entire world. They talk of Super Bowl LVI, the halftime show, and the art of lip syncing. The duo discusses the Academy Awards’s blatant blasphemy regarding Spider-Man, and Chemda is your tour guide to all things Europe.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-14.mp3
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Jim Florentine and Jimmy Pardo share their run-ins with the law while being white. Joe DeRosa tries to figure out the point of his life, Bianca Brady explains how comedians are the new truth-telling philosophers, and Shalewa Sharpe tells us what her exes would say are her personal pros and cons. (Pro: she let them hit it raw.) The gang also discusses the nuances of ancestry, and Dylan Adler blesses us with his musical charms.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-11.mp3
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Iain Lee and Katherine Boyle say hi from jolly old England, and the gang discusses exes and survival. Iain addresses his ADHD and bipolar diagnosis while Katherine discusses the breakdown of her marriage. Bob’s your uncle! They’re joined by Wendi Starling from Texas to add to the bipolar discussion. She moved into her man’s house to be exclusive after the second date. How exciting! Joe DeRosa joins in as he questions his mental health and Keith learns he has the voice of Seinfeld’s Mr. Lippman and the sex appeal of Vincent D’Onofrio. Bianca Brady gives us a Leukemia update.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-10.mp3
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Gilbert Gottfried is joined by J.P. McDade and Casey Balsham to discuss Gilbert’s pandemic life, (not) remembering special occasions, and running into fans. KATG then talks to Rod and Karen Morrow, JC Best, and Josh Accardo to help understand Metaverse rape, The Last Duel, and the beauty of the world. Colin O’Brien of DateColinOBrien.com jumps in, and we follow the latest with our favorite soul looking for love.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-09.mp3
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Jeff Meacham, longtime KATG friend and the new Planet Fitness spokesperson, discusses his kid party skills and Attention Deficit Disorder. Does Keith have it?! Emily Panic and Shelton Lindsay are in for the brain examinations. Emily shares her run-in with the law. Also, since we·re talkin·, how would your exes describe you? And shoutout to Max.

Direct download: KATG-2022-02-08.mp3
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New year, new marathon. Keith reviews Jackass Forever, Pam & Tommy, and the new trend of penis in entertainment. Mike Cannon is the marathon’s first guest of literally an infinite amount of guests, and the gang discusses the epiphany of being able to physically fight your own dad. Dana Gould joins the fray to discuss moms’ hitting utensils, run-ins with the police, and the proof of divine intervention. Chemda accurately describes NYC cops.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-07.mp3
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The KATG Marathon show is live this weekend on YouTube! Meanwhile, author Liz Scheier is here to tell us an amazing story about her mentally ill mom, her imaginary dad, and family lies. The gang also discusses Keith being the best at pilates, 6 more weeks of winter, and Tom Brady’s retirement. Keith mourns the loss of Howard Hesseman as well as the new name for the Washington Redskins: The Washington Commanders. Whoopi Goldberg has been suspended from The View for 2 weeks for not believing the Holocaust was about race, and the gang shares the secrets behind human egg donation.
Direct download: KATG-2022-02-02.mp3
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Nick Vatterott joins KATG to talk about his new special Disingenuous, his harrowing time at The Price Is Right, and writing for Real Time with Bill Maher. The show is interrupted by an exciting visit from the police, but that doesn’t stop the trio from covering the important news of Joe Rogan’s Spotify talking to.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-31.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here to close out the week with some exciting stories about actor Michael Rapaport becoming a Rite Aid security chief, a real life Weekend at Bernie’s situation, Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan, anti-vaxx superheroes, China’s movie magic, Keith reviewing Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project, and the end of social media anonymity.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-28.mp3
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Nesil Izil joins KATG to discuss starting out in stand-up, open mics, and heroin. Yes, shooting up! She talks about her 7 years of sobriety and how she turned her life around. The trio also talks about Cheryl Hines vs. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (her husband) and the few times that you shouldn’t compare things to Anne Frank. Also, Keith decides to be a olympian for all the fuckin’.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-26.mp3
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Jeff Scheen joins KATG to discuss a year of sobriety, football betting and the NFL’s ridiculous overtime rules, and the Aaron Rodgers household eating horse paste and clay. The gang revisits the death of Meat Loaf, who died of COVID while anti-mask/anti-vaxx. The trio ends on more Fast Food Murders.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-24.mp3
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Beth Lapides joins KATG to discuss her new audiobook So You Need to Decide. The gang discusses AA, dumping your partner after your mother takes their kidney, and a newscaster getting hit by a car on air in front of an unempathetic news anchor in the studio. The trio also discusses the deaths of Meat Loaf and Louis Anderson!!!

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-21.mp3
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It’s Boy Meets World, and Keith had a day. Keith and Chemda begin with world news and conclude with a one-on-one between Keith and Life. You decide who won. (Spoiler: Not Keith.)
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-19.mp3
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Keith and Chemda are here for your listening pleasures. They discuss HBO’s Peacemaker, and Keith is simply giddy over the minute-and-a-half jokes they made regarding Louis C.K.’s sexual assaults. The duo also discusses smiling for mugshots and … you’re shitting me … The James Webb Telescope! HOLY FUCK! Also, they comment on Scream overtaking Spider-Man: No Way Home, and Chemda reviews Sex and the City’s And Just Like That… That’s the end of the sentence, and that’s the way the show is written. It was very deliberate. Anyway, they also talk about Keith’s new obsession: fast food murders. Do ya really wanna, do ya really wanna taste it?

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-17.mp3
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New guest Dave Ross joins Keith and Chemda to discuss the inner workings of Drunk History and him squashing a beef between himself and Marc Maron. Maybe. The gang also discusses starting fights with strangers on the street, the joys of heroin, the Bumble class-action lawsuit, and love transcendence thanks to Jason Momoa, Lisa Bonet, Megan Fox, and Machine Gun Kelly.
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The 2021 KATGuh Award Winners

Direct download: KATG-2022-01-12.mp3
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The hilarious and real Emily Winter joins KATG, and the trio discusses death. Just a whole bunch of death. They talk about deadly subway turnstiles and the passing of Bob Saget, Sidney Poitier, and John Madden. It’s also the death of hygiene in Norway where Army draftees must return their underwear at the end of service to be reworn by others. Emily talks about her quarantined marriage, knowing more than your doctor, CBD for dogs, and theory conspiracy cucks. You want it? You got it, dude.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-10.mp3
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Matt Bachus might be out of luck when it comes to love, but he’s not out of luck when it comes to making money money money, and he’s ready to bring back his investing podcast just for KATG! The gang talks about blindsided break-ups, investment lessons, and the money to be had in farted jars. Breathe in deep, and make 2022 work for you.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-07.mp3
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The 2021 KATGuh Award Nominations
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-05.mp3
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Comic icon Betty White has passed away, and we ring in 2022 with an everybody’s dead. Happy New Year! Keith contracted COVID, his dad shares his New Year wish, and Ghislaine Maxwell is wondering who is going to have her kill herself. For auld acquaintance, baby. Let’s begin.
Direct download: KATG-2022-01-03.mp3
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‘Tis the season! Happy everything to everybody. We’re ending the year with a bang! Danny Vega joins Keith and Chemda to celebrate ending religion, Josh Duggar and Jussie Smollett’s guilty verdicts, and classic rounds of Am I the Asshole? based on Danny’s amazing podcast Am I the Asshole? Spoiler: there’s a whole lot of asshole goin’ on.
Direct download: KATG-2021-12-10.mp3
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Alex Edelman joins KATG for a repeat visit where the gang talks about the burning of NYC’s Fox News Christmas tree, the Feast of the Immaculate Conception, and meeting truly wondrous people such as Barack Obama, Lauryn Hill, and Neil Armstrong. Thanks to Alex’s Nobel Prize-nominated cardiologist father, we learn the thoughts doctors have about other people who share that title. Then Alex schools everyone on sports.
Direct download: KATG-2021-12-08.mp3
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The great Jackie Kashian returns to KATG to fill us in on the behind-the-scenes parts of the stories she’s told in stand-up over the last 35 years, including her dad and moms, her 5 siblings and their dynamic, kids, and sex talk both good and horrific.
Direct download: KATG-2021-12-06.mp3
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KATG favorite Calvin Cato joins KATG to help celebrate the latest KATG Kickstarter. IT’S THE FINAL HOURS! Together they discuss a listener’s letter, if Chemda has always been filled with kindness and warmth, her birthday demands, and Calvin’s loving relationship of over a year. Calvin dishes on performing stand-up on a gay cruise while Keith reminisces on the time his Dad caught him with porn. The trio also discusses COVID in regards to NYC’s transit authority and how to properly grease workers.
Direct download: KATG-2021-12-03.mp3
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The totes fa-bu May Wilkerson joins Keith and Chemda as they discuss … Keith having cancer??!!! The gang also talks about Chemda’s parental care package and a listener’s holiday question. The trio addresses Tim Heidecker’s Joe Rogan parody and CNN suspending popular anchor Chris Cuomo. Then we get into love. A woman who married herself finds love with another, a different woman married a cow who she believes to be her reincarnated husband, and KATG discusses pandemic dating.
Direct download: KATG-2021-12-01.mp3
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Spider-Man: No Way Home tickets are now on sale! And you can’t get them! But there is good news: It’s Chemda’s Birthday Week! We celebrate by discussing the new COVID variant Omicron the Planet Eater, a woman breastfeeding a cat on a flight, and a gunman pulling out his AK-47 over a 10-minute Little Caesars pizza wait. Happy Thanksgiving! The duo also yap about Ye’s plea for love, a KATG Thanksgiving miracle, and Kevin Spacey being ordered to pay $31,000,000 over Netflix’s sexual harassment policy. Also, Keith reviews Kevin Hart’s dramatic True Story, and KATG talks about the start of Empire’s Jussie Smollett’s hate-hoax trial.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-29.mp3
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The hilarious Hannah Boone joins Keith and Chemda to celebrate the Aumaud Arbery verdict, discuss Aaron Rodgers’ Covid Toe, and the new series Dopesick. They discuss Tucker Carlson’s “documentary” Patriot Purge, Kid Rock’s “song” Don’t Tell Me How to Live, and Louis C.K.’s 2021 Grammy nomination. In personal news, we learn about Hannah Boone’s after-relapse relationships, literally not being able to cry, and social media. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Direct download: KATG-2021-11-24.mp3
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The duo is back and ready to celebrate Thanksgiving Day AND Native American Heritage Day. What a rollercoaster! They also discuss listener hate mail from grown adults, Kyle Rittenhouse’s defense attorney saying that Fox News is too much, the Kool-Aid They, the Proud Boys, and an SUV deliberately driving into a Wisconsin Christmas parade. KATG discusses ex-footballer Zac Stacy being freed on bond after he brutally beat his wife on camera, and Keith is excited about Spider-Man: No Way Home. Chemda could give a fuck.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-22.mp3
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Keith and Chemda record immediately following Kyle Rittenhouse being acquitted of all charges. The duo also discusses Kristen Stewart’s Princess Diana movie Spencer. And Keith doesn’t have off next week.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-19.mp3
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Comedian couple Casey James Salengo and Courtney McGinnis join KATG to talk about pegging in the bedroom and pissing on stage. The gang talks about sucking yourself off as well as the Mile High Club. Also, Mel Gibson will direct Lethal Weapon 5, and QAnon Shaman Jacob Chansley was sentenced to 3.4 years in prison for the January 6 insurrection. The Staples Center will be renamed Crypto.com Arena. Casey and Courtney are keeping an eye out for the perfect person for their threesome. Their social media is now accepting résumés.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-17.mp3
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After discussing the most amazing football game ever played, Kevin Allison joins KATG to discuss Travis Scott, Kylie Jenner, and their poorly-timed W Magazine cover, Borax being used to reverse the COVID-19 vaccine, and Joe Rogan claiming that he’s able to suck his own dick. The gang talks about Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s bullshit word game, Andy Dick’s latest arrest and sordid history, jealous men, and the latest in fisting.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-15.mp3
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Veteran comedian Laurie Kilmartin celebrates her new album Corset with Keith and Chemda. They also discuss the latest KATG tattoo, Chemda’s brother’s interesting family shout-out, and the latest in world news, including Kyle Rittenhouse’s cry(?) on the stand and the new University of Austin alternative college.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-12.mp3
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Paul Rudd is People’s Sexiest Man Alive! Keith lost big when he put his money on it being John Samson, a substitute secretary at an accounting firm that he ran into who was simply gorgeous. Oh well, that’s Hollyweird! Anyway, Lucie Pohl (Overwatch’s Mercy) joins KATG to talk about BECOMING A U.S. CITIZEN! Also, the trio discusses rewatching Sex and the City, The Queen of England blaming Joe Biden for her farts, the latest with Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin’s A-list friends, news-fibber Brian Williams leaving NBC, and the movies Karen and Eternals.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-10.mp3
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Keith and Chemda explain it all. They talk about sex, Daylight Saving Time, and the easiest way to last longer in bed. They also share the news that an edgelord is in charge of running Keith's crypto portfolio. The duo discusses the COVID-19 vaccine and its relation to Joe Rogan, Aaron Rodgers, Emilio Estevez, and Big Bird. A worker on Alec Baldwin's Rust was bit by a poisonous spider on the set the same day as the shooting, and he may need his arm amputated. Chemda breaks down Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson's relationship, and Keith is excited to be part of the new crop of 15-minute grocery store delivery services.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-08.mp3
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Longtime friend and guest Christian Finnegan joins Keith and Chemda to discuss his new special Show Your Work, which leads to talk of relationship arguments, infidelity, and the great Chris Pratt. Listen in, and learn how to comfortably deal with everyone dying around you.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-05.mp3
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The Atlanta Braves win the World Series for the first time in 26 years over the Houston Astros with Game 6: 7-0. YA SHITTIN’ ME! Jenny Zigrino joins Keith and Chemda to discuss divorce, having a much younger sibling, and friends with benefits. The gang also talks about voting, the Guardian Angels’ faked attacks, and if clean air and water is important. Also, celibate Nick Cannon visits a strip club for Halloween, Alec Baldwin’s daughter took pictures of herself covered in blood for Halloween, Elijah Wood has been collecting NFT art from a white supremacist, Keith learns that David Bowie was a bad boy, Squid Game’s crypto was a $120,000,000 scam, and Carole Baskin is suing the Tiger King show. Be sure to visit Jenny at OnlyFans to have your junk rated.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-03.mp3
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Oh, looks like we have a certain special somebody being a KATG eavesdropper. Good day to you, fine sir. Anyway, Keith and Chemda are with you today to discuss if it’s okay for atheists to participate in church jubilees, reminisce over Halloween, talk about the legal papers Keith’s dad sent to him, and bitch about the unvaccinated dying. Are you smart enough to think for yourself? No worries. Keith will let you know.
Direct download: KATG-2021-11-01.mp3
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After sharing a tale of an airplane dropping raw toilet waste on a man sitting in his backyard, Keith and Chemda share their childhood experiences in school, work, and within their families. The duo also discusses One Direction’s Zayn Malik striking his girlfriend Gigi Hadid’s mom as well as abusers’ tricks. HOT SOUP: Facebook changes its name to Meta! Also, Keith discusses 007’s No Time to Die and the gravitas of cool action heroes.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-29.mp3
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Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Mary Jo Pehl joins KATG to discuss being a teenager working at an assisted living facility, being robbed at gunpoint(?) while working at a 7-Eleven, and what she learned about handling terrible situations as an adult. NEWS BREAK: The judge in Wisconsin shooter Kyle Rittenhouse’s trial says lawyers cannot call the 2 people Kyle killed “victims”. Mary Jo discusses an uninvited fan showing up at her home, and Keith and Mary Jo discuss their history with the Catholic Digest. NEWS BREAK: The Passion of the Christ’s Jim Caviezel is a QAnon speaker, Alec Baldwin’s prop gun that killed a cinematographer had been used earlier with live rounds by the crew to shoot cans and bottles for fun, and an art collective is selling a 1954 Andy Warhol sketch along with 99 fakes for $250 each without you knowing if you’re buying the real one or a fake. Oh, and Sniffies.com.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-27.mp3
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The Bad Boy of Comedy is back to set us straight on the world we live in. Fuck you, political-media-industrial-complex! The gang discusses the NBA’s Kyrie Irving’s anti-vaxx stance and the Nazis that protest on his behalf, Donald Trump Jr.’s shirt: GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, ALEC BALDWIN KILLS PEOPLE, the real story on the Facebook whistleblower, and Mel Gibson’s upcoming role in a John Wick origin series. The group reminisce on the latest Silent Trailers, they learn the importance of Jewish cheesecake, and they teach you how to survive fast food establishments.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-25.mp3
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Comedians Myka Fox and Tim McLaughlin join KATG to discuss their 2-and-a-half year relationship and their idiosyncrasies. And Alec Baldwin shot a woman to death.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-22.mp3
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Up Early Tonight’s Abbi Crutchfield joins Keith and Chemda to discuss celebrity kids’ names, Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina being on fire, the law vs. psychicology, the wonder of ebikes, and lockjaw blowjobs. They chat about a deadly plane crash with a plane carrying a Will You Marry Me? sign, William Shatner’s journey into space, and the new bi-Superman. Carole Baskin is back for all you cool cats and kittens, and the trio talks about drinking your own pee vs. so-called clean toilet water.

Direct download: KATG-2021-10-20.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:18pm EDT

After a week of tearing down statues in honor of indigenous people, Keith and Chemda return to discuss … everything. KATG covers the lies of Jake Gyllenhaal, talks about Dave Chappelle vs. Hannah Gadsby, and reviews Netflix’s Midnight Mass, YOU season 3, 365 Days, and Squid Game. The duo shares the news of the passing of Colin Powell who died of blood cancer mixed with COVID. Also, they show schools that demand that you to stay home if you ARE vaccinated as well as schools wanting to teach the “opposing perspective” of the Holocaust. In funner news, Keith guested on his first ever in-person podcast since COVID. Oh, and the multimillion-dollar chili recipe? WE HAVE IT!
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-18.mp3
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Rod Morrow and Newsy, hosts of Last Week on KATG and CHU & A respectively, join Keith and Chemda as they discuss anti-vaxx violence, Hellraiser 11, the gaslighting of former KATG friends, and Dave Chappelle’s Netflix special The Closer.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-08.mp3
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The charming and hilarious Ophira Eisenberg joins Keith and Chemda, and the gang discusses Ophira’s book Screw Everyone as well as her NYC-based stand-up. They talk about New York energy and the downfalls of the greatest city in the world, the Facebook conspiracy, Netflix’s Squid Game, and the latest news about Keith’s childhood home. How CAN you get into Squid Game if you actually have real horror in your life?
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-06.mp3
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Keith and Chemda cover their weekend of adventure. For Chemda, it’s taking the subway for the first time during the pandemic. For Keith, it’s finding out his dad is in the possession of a multi-million dollar chili recipe.
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-04.mp3
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Atheer Yacoub joins KATG to help discuss the Sopranos movie prequel The Many Saints of Newark, the great Colin O’Brien and Atheer’s dating, breaking up in person, COVID mask-related $50 fines, and a modern artist being paid $84,000 only to deliver blank canvases titled Take the Money and Run. Also, Katie Couric’s upcoming book Going There shows incredible sympathy for accused rapist Matt Lauer. Now THAT’S some bad energy …
Direct download: KATG-2021-10-01.mp3
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Subhah Agarwal joins Keith and Chemda to talk personal and business. First off, R. Kelly has been found guilty in his federal trial with 9 counts including sex crimes, kidnapping, and human trafficking. Bill Cosby believes he was “railroaded.” Musician and attempted presidential assassinator John Hinckley Jr. is about to be fully released for not attempting to assassinate other presidents while under federal watch. Keith had his first therapy session, and he’s excellent at it. The group responds to stories of Halloween actors going a little too far, which leads to stories of Chemda the Dove Killer. Hopefully the traumatized children will be as good at therapy as Keith is.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-29.mp3
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Colin O’Brien is looking for love … through a dating website he created that features … him. Colin is 29 years old, is 5’ 10”, weighs 220 lbs., and is in a tax bracket of $40,126 to $85,525. Nice! Colin discusses life before his dating site, life after (the last 6 months), and what he’s up to. The gang covers the gimmick and his sincerity as well as his testimonials and merchandise. The group also covers the latest in The 2021 Vaccine War.
Direct download: KATG-2021-09-27.mp3
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