Sun, 14 April 2024
New guest Laura Merli joins Keith to discuss their problems with physical directions and people (ugh). Also, O. J. Simpson is still dead, and Keith is very excited about a PRO megaphone.
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Fri, 12 April 2024
Turns out God found the real killer. Sean Keane and Emily Walsh help discuss the passing of O. J. (That one.) The trio also discusses The Golden Bachelor’s immediate divorce, art and honesty, and basketball and money laundering.
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Wed, 10 April 2024
THE FIRST NEW GUEST TO KATG IN THIS BRAND NEW WORLD! Ellie Hino helps Keith recognize that, yeah, life is a little insane. Iris Bahr shouted out Chemda on the Curb Your Enthusiasm finale! Keith internally freaked the fuck out at Katharine Heller’s show The Infinite Wrench! You’ll learn how to be more important to your spouse than their new child! (Spoiler: have sex with your spouse.) And then other stuff: ADHD, bisexuality, THE MASTERS, etc.
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Tue, 9 April 2024
Rod Morrow and Keith recap the last week of happenings in and around … Keith and The Guy?! The duo also covers Minimum Rage and a surprise return of Dad’s emails! Sponsored by A24 Films, this episode ends exactly how you would want it to.
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Fri, 5 April 2024
Ex-KATG intern Kyle Thompson helps discuss fake people, weird liars, and trickster comedians.
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Tue, 2 April 2024
Brother Love joins Keith to help discuss the future of KATG as well as Easter, trademarking Brother Love, Tornado Season, and the marriage of a conjoined twin.
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Fri, 29 March 2024
The great Lucie Pohl joins Keith to discuss her role in The Dad Emails book, Donald Trump’s God Bless the USA Bible, Sean D. Combs’s homes being raided by federal agents over sex trafficking allegations, and the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key bridge. But it’s funny.
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Wed, 27 March 2024
Keith discusses his yesterday — his first day reporting for jury duty for the first time in his life. Then KATG shares another of Keith’s stand-up albums, I’m Dating Your Mom.
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Mon, 25 March 2024
Never heard Keith’s stand-up before? Today we reminisce on his 10th album, Good Clean Fun: The Very Best of Keith Malley.
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Fri, 22 March 2024
Liz Miele announces her new special Murder Sheets, and the duo discusses art, nervousness around an unknown audience’s responses, and dating apps and weirdos. More importantly, Keith learns about Taylor Swift dating Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Wed, 20 March 2024
From the Keith and The Girl chatroom, Mallory Jane, artist extraordinaire, joins Keith to discuss abuse, family, therapy, gender questioning, and staying alive in a horrible world.
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Mon, 18 March 2024
Welcome to Keith and. Bianca Brady and Cathryn Lavery join Keith for his first show in this new world. The trio discusses family, business, news, and Keith’s feelings.
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Sat, 16 March 2024
Season 2 of KATG starts with a bang! In this episode of Diamond Dogs, Keith, Craig, and Chris are joined by the infamous Saadia! The trio also discusses Oscars ‘24 and the state of the world.
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Thu, 14 March 2024
Chapter 9: Growing Up
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Wed, 13 March 2024
Chapter 7: Keith Malley - Lover, Fighter; Chapter 8: Rules for Living
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Tue, 12 March 2024
Chapter 5: Welcome to the Jungle; Chapter 6: The Holy Bible Part II
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Mon, 11 March 2024
Chapter 3: Government Issued; Chapter 4: Hells Angels, Somerset
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Sun, 10 March 2024
Chapter 2: Fairly Higher Education and the Workforce
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Sat, 9 March 2024
After two decades of Keith and The Girl, KATG is about to enter Season 2. During the transition, Keith presents the audio version of his life story from birth to age 30.
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Thu, 7 March 2024
It’s the OG’s final KATG hosting gig. Chemda says goodbye as she’s joined by the KATG VIP crew. The gang discusses her departure, the future of KATG, and the news of the day featuring the guilty verdict in relation to the Alec Baldwin movie Rust and a special edition of Minimum Rage.
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Wed, 6 March 2024
Danny Vega brings us another batch of Am I the Assholes?, and Carrie Gravenson helps the gang by viciously judging strangers’ personal lives.
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Tue, 5 March 2024
Shahrum is joined by his wife Heather as he produces today’s show, casting Psychic to the Stars Robert Alvarez, Rockstar Brother Love, “HellKat” Katharine Heller, and Bad Boy Newsy.
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Mon, 4 March 2024
Favorites Kevin Allison and Calvin Cato help bid Chemda farewell as they discuss bad jobs and bad boys, a 22-year-old basketball coach impersonating a 13-year-old player, Oprah Winfrey leaving the board of WeightWatchers after admitting to using a weight-loss drug, Real Housewives stars suing Bravo and Andy Cohen for insidious behavior, and the Supreme Court ruling that no state could dump a federal candidate off any ballot.
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Fri, 1 March 2024
Rob Haze returns to discuss stand-up specials, Chemda’s departure, and Elvis impersonators who are a little too accurate.
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Thu, 29 February 2024
Keith and Chemda’s good pal Adam Spiegelman returns to KATG to talk about Wordle and intelligence, leap year, Chemda’s departure and Dolph Lundgren, and the death of Richard Lewis.
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Tue, 27 February 2024
New KATG guest Maggie Crane shares her life in regards to family, religion, and stand-up comedy. She also shares the behind the scenes of nannying and helps discuss Wendy’s upcoming surge-pricing. Also, Keith’s dad cheated in chess.
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Mon, 26 February 2024
Ophira Eisenberg, everyone’s favorite, returns to KATG to help discuss Keith’s co-host predicament, Amy Schumer claiming Cushing syndrome, and the 2024 SAG Awards.
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Fri, 23 February 2024
Diamond Dogs’ Chris put together an amazing line-up of winning KATG guests: Christian Finnegan, Myka Fox, Myq Kaplan, and Rod Morrow. And the party is NOT very low key. Among the latest news, the group discusses us landing on the moon (again? fascinating), and the Airbnb host who sent their guest’s wife a security photo of him with another woman after he left her a negative review.
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Thu, 22 February 2024
Chemda’s longtime friend and brand new guest Sophia Wortzel joins KATG to discuss recovery from all sides, the Alabama Supreme Court ruling that frozen embryos are children, and the release of Keith’s latest stand-up special Nice Try, Tricksters.
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Tue, 20 February 2024
Yemeni-American comedian Ahmed Al-kadri discusses culture, racism, and politics. The trio also talks about Donald Trump’s latest guilty verdict which fined him $364 million in a New York civil fraud case.
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Fri, 16 February 2024
Marga Gomez the Beloved returns to KATG to help discuss lesbians, bullies, guns, mental health, and the jaw-dropping Madame Web.
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Thu, 15 February 2024
Keith and Chemda tackle the most disturbing news of the day: the Kansas City parade mass shooting, the elementary school principal that pretended to shoot students in an active shooter drill, the 2-year-old black girl who was cuffed by a white child in a day care’s Rosa Parks reenactment, and Madame Web.
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Tue, 13 February 2024
New guest Andie Main discusses politics, family, dating, and sobriety. She also helps Keith and Chemda cover the 2024 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and the strains of weed that cause you to murder.
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Mon, 12 February 2024
Keith and Chemda reminisce on the 2024 KATG 24-Hour Marathon, the 66th Grammy Awards, Super Bowl LVIII, and your The Dad Emails book reviews.
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Fri, 9 February 2024
3775: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Homestretch w/ Jimmy Pardo, Reena Calm, Christi Somers (???), Hope Dobrzynski, and Lucie Pohl
Hour 22: The big news of the now: The Dad Emails book and Chemda leaving Keith and The Girl! Also: Reena Calm! Jimmy Pardo caught his dad fucking! Christi Chiello is now Christi Somers! Hope Dobrzynski! Everything moving too much too fast! Lucie Pohl!
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Wed, 7 February 2024
3774: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: Figure It Out or Die w/ Justy Dodge, Newsy, Kyle Thompson, and Calvin Cato
15 hours into the 2024 KATG Marathon, Justy Dodge shares the most family-related story of pure anguish that you’ll ever hear [trigger warning: it’s related to Christmas stockings], Newsy shares how his (married) dad used him to fuck a schoolmate’s mom, and former KATG intern Kyle Thompson catches us up from where’s he’s been since KATG #2923: The Case for Christ by sharing recent trauma after recent trauma regarding family and lovers. Calvin Cato closes the show out with his story of toxic validation.
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Tue, 6 February 2024
Alongside the great Emily Panic, KATG’s fellow Surf Reality performer and for real open book Shauna Lane shares her sobriety and the crazy stories and relationships that led her there. Joe DeRosa joins the marathon and discusses Chemda’s KATG exit, dating, and KATG.com/DadBook.
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Tue, 6 February 2024
3772: 2024 24-Hour Marathon: The Beginning w/ Christian Finnegan, Chris Turner, Chaz Kangas, and Rojo Perez
HI, KIDS! KATG discusses preparing as a Talk Athlete, the death of Carl Weathers, and the big announcement: The Dad Emails book is in people’s hands! Christian’s various family members were scammed by cyber con artists, his dad had infected scrotum growth; and, Best New Guest Chris Turner improvise raps it all. Again and again. Also, be careful if you hire Rojo for anything other than being a comedian; and, stop fucking over Chaz! Also, Chemda reminds us how adults are still the same as children.
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Fri, 2 February 2024
Keith and Chemda are excited to share the big news: The Dad Emails book is now available at KATG.com/DadBook! Also the KATG marathon is on Saturday, so the duo talks steroids and stress dreams.
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Mon, 29 January 2024
New guest Moss Perricone fits right in as Keith and Chemda discuss WWE’s Vince McMahon’s egregious sexual assault allegations, The AFC/NFC Championships featuring Taylor Swift, Donald Trump being ordered to pay $83.3 million for denying that he raped E. Jean Carroll, and the two climate-change activists that threw pumpkin soup on the Mona Lisa.
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Fri, 26 January 2024
Fan favorite Gastor Almonte returns for his second visit to KATG. The trio discusses A.I. and jaw-dropping Taylor Swift deep fakes as well as God’s cryptocurrency scam.
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Thu, 25 January 2024
New guest Adam Cayton-Holland discusses life with toddlers as well as the D.I.Y. generation and social media, Jon Stewart’s return to The Daily Show, Keith’s beef with Ben Stiller, people deliberately ignoring atrocities, and the next American civil war.
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Tue, 23 January 2024
Carrie Gravenson returns to KATG to help solve Keith’s loved-in couch catastrophe as well as discuss 50 Cent’s celibacy, the 2024 Oscar noms, and the NYC Rodeo at MSG.
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Mon, 22 January 2024
Keith and Chemda discuss the dangers of working with olive oil, the 2024 NFL playoffs featuring Jason Kelce, a girl that’s allergic to her own sweat and tears, an airline passenger that got locked in the bathroom, and the return of ancient viruses thanks to global warming.
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Fri, 19 January 2024
The 2023 KATGuh Award Winners
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Thu, 18 January 2024
Hollywood Craig Klein helps discuss eavesdropping on public fights, the greatest memory Keith has about his mom, the final 8 teams vying for Super Bowl LVIII, and finding love.
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Tue, 16 January 2024
Rod Morrow returns to help break down the 2024 NFL playoffs as well as the 2024 Emmy Awards. The trio also discusses Maxxxine deliberately kicking an actor in the head while filming and ESPN being caught falsifying 37 Emmy trophies.
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Thu, 11 January 2024
Danny Vega returns with 2024’s first batch of Am I the Assholes? The trio talks friend and family dynamics, cleanliness, and the return of the Tide Pod Challenge.
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Wed, 10 January 2024
Diamond Dogs’ Chris joins KATG for the first time to help discuss the evolution of education, how the smell of women’s tears lowers men’s aggression, and Craig Klein not knowing how to restaurant.
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Tue, 9 January 2024
Keith’s holiday adventures included continuing to watch every movie ever made, one being worse than the next. If you love to hate, please enjoy.
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Fri, 5 January 2024
The 2023 KATGuh Award Nominations
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Thu, 4 January 2024
Lose over 40 pounds just by walking! Learn about the greatest religious books ever written! Hear about the unsealed court documents of Jeffrey Epstein! It’s all true! Except for the greatest books part!
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Tue, 2 January 2024
Keith went on a 5-state road trip, and somehow he returned.
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Mon, 1 January 2024
It’s January 1st, 2024, and your life is about to change! Keith and Chemda start off the new year discussing New Year’s Eve on TV, Donald Trump being taken off of 2024 ballots over the Jan. 6 insurrection, The Dad Emails book announcement, and the passing of the great Kenny DeForest.
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Thu, 7 December 2023
The astonishing Ophira Eisenberg leads us into the holidays as the gang discusses parenting, dealing with your child’s teachers, the myths of Hanukkah, the Squid Game: The Challenge finale, and Limp Bizkit touring with Corey Feldman.
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Wed, 6 December 2023
Myka Fox returns! The trio discusses the Kansas City Chiefs’ controversial 9-year-old fan, the fact that 20% of couples cheat on their partner at holiday office parties, and Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ 4th rape accusation in 3 weeks. Merry Christmas!
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Tue, 5 December 2023
New guest Ian Lockwood shares his life and music and joins KATG to discuss Family Feud’s Richard Dawson making contestants take mouth herpes tests prior to recording and Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s new book.
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Mon, 4 December 2023
Kevin Allison revisits KATG to help discuss The State reunion live shows and shady venue owners, Rep. Lauren Boebert and Dave Chappelle, Felicity Huffman trying to explain away the 2019 college admissions scandal, and Squid Game: The Challenge Pt. 2.
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Thu, 30 November 2023
Christian Finnegan is joined by Kickstarter supporter Pam Myers, and the group talks about Chemda’s big move as well as law, Squid Game: The Challenge continuing, travel debates, Henry Kissinger, and Nation.
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Wed, 29 November 2023
Carmen Lagala joins KATG along with her new beau Corey Tindall. The gang tackles stand-ups watching stand-up, new relationships, and tipping culture.
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Tue, 28 November 2023
KATG stalwart J.P. McDade and new guest Shawn Carter discuss the state of comedy, from crowd work to unruly patrons. The group also discusses Tiffany Haddish’s second DUI, Young Thug’s rap lyrics being admissible in court, and an even heavier topic: porn message boards.
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Mon, 27 November 2023
Fan favorite Murf Meyer returns to help discuss Thanksgiving, family, and Squid Game: The Challenge.
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Tue, 21 November 2023
Liz Miele revisits KATG along with her pal Neil Rubenstein, and you know how Keith and Chemda do: they get aggressive!
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Thu, 16 November 2023
Supervising producer Mike Lawrence returns! Mike discusses Bupkis, Saturday Night Live, family, being a dad for a full year, and the best stores to shop at to manage your panic attacks.
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Wed, 15 November 2023
Rojo Perez joins KATG to rile Keith up by explaining the genius behind not cleaning your underwear and the deepness of The Bear. Keith tries to calm his life with PowerWash Simulator VR, but we don’t think it’s working.
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Tue, 14 November 2023
Truly open book Kenice Mobley returns to discuss family, dating, therapy, suicide, and sex. And life is beautiful.
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Mon, 13 November 2023
Keith’s perfect weekend! John Travolta’s Saturday Night Fever Capital One spoof! Beating off in movie theaters! Husbands cheating on their wives with their wives’ mothers! Professors calling bestiality ethical! Your emails! This week is getting started in a big bad way. Enjoy!
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Thu, 9 November 2023
Craig Klein joins KATG to discuss the final moments of Keith & Chemda.
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Wed, 8 November 2023
Casey James Salengo returns to discuss his new podcast with his wife Courtney Maginnis and the ins and outs of podcasting with a significant other. The trio also discusses Election Day 2023 results, America standing up for abortion rights, and the return of Central Park Karen.
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Tue, 7 November 2023
The great Rod Morrow graces us today as the gang discusses listeners’ reactions to Chemda’s thoughts on Israel vs. Hamas and its relation to the Spider-Verse. The trio also talks about Election Day 2023, the confusion over why Keith failed an ever-changing Science, and Chemda teaching her dental assistant about gratitude.
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Mon, 6 November 2023
StarTalk’s Chuck Nice joins KATG for the first time and talks about the scariness of space and the intellectual depths of scientists such as Neil deGrasse Tyson. The trio also discusses Israel, Palestine, and Hamas as well as America's new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and his son being pornography accountability buddies. Also, Keith recalls calling up The Radio Chick to be part of Survivor: Harlem, and he reminds you how to win Daylight Saving Time.
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Thu, 2 November 2023
Katharine Heller returns to tackle the big issues. From knee cysts and Long COVID to tipping etiquette and piss milkshakes, the trio covers it all.
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Wed, 1 November 2023
Keith and Chemda cover Donald Trump’s latest threats, Robert De Niro and his former personal assistant in court, antisemitism in America, and your mental health. Don’t forget to tip.
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Tue, 31 October 2023
Carrie Gravenson returns to help Keith and Chemda make sense of Halloween and Ouija, new Speaker of the House Mike Johnson comparing homosexuality to incest and beastiality, and Carrie’s violent bike ride.
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Mon, 30 October 2023
Erin Maguire returns to KATG to cover all the pressing celebrity news, including the hot tub drowning of Friends star Matthew Perry. And Keith’s queer! Yay!
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Thu, 26 October 2023
Keith and Chemda are with you to tackle the big issues of the day in an offensively hilarious manner. The duo covers new House Speaker Mike Johnson, Donald Trump’s trial over his presidential disqualification, Maine’s mass shooting, and the conman who faked heart attacks in at least 20 restaurants to avoid the bill.
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Wed, 25 October 2023
New Guest Gastor Almonte joins KATG to talk about Black names vs. White names, explaining White people to Black children, being a landlord in East New York, and when it’s okay to zone out on your kids. Also, John Stamos reignites the Lori Loughlin college admissions scandal and the trio covers the airline pilot who claims that psychedelic mushrooms caused him to try to down a flight midair.
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Tue, 24 October 2023
Finally a sex positive podcast host that is willing to talk about sex! Natalie Wall joins the KATG Universe and helps discuss Loki, Taylor Swift’s Travis Kelce song, Elon Musk offering $1 billion to Wikipedia if they change their name to Dickipedia for 1 year, Donald Trump’s attorneys pleading guilty in Georgia’s election subversion case, and SEX!, including masturbation, communication, and family.
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Thu, 19 October 2023
Matt Bachus returns to KATG as the gang discusses the latest in TikTok “pranks”, the death of Rocky’s Burt Young, Donna Kelce’s lackluster appreciation for Taylor Swift, and Sound of Freedom’s Tim Ballard (played by Jim Caviezel) being sued by 5 women for sexual assault and battery. |
Wed, 18 October 2023
Beloved KATG guest and fashion expert Courtney Maginnis helps Keith and Chemda break down Hollyweird by covering the likes of Britney Spears, Jada Pinkett Smith, Ozempic, plastic surgery, and skating phenom Father Michael G. Malley.
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Tue, 17 October 2023
Louis Katz returns, and the trio covers a retrospective of the KATG appearances that led to his brand new marriage and a new special: PRESENT/TENSE. The trio also covers Hollywood pretentiousness and the death of Suzanne Somers.
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Mon, 16 October 2023
Fresh from a week's vacation and shot out of a cannon, Keith and Chemda are back for more world judging. Whether it’s about friends making peace, Israel and Hamas doing the opposite, Jada Pinkett Smith’s constant yappin’, or the death of KATG intern/friend/foe Emmy, the duo covers it all.
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Thu, 5 October 2023
The Dork Forest’s Jackie Kashian revisits KATG to show us all how to have a successful marriage (even with her mother-in-law moving in). The gang also discusses button-pushing family members and how to stay sane.
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Wed, 4 October 2023
Joe Kwaczala is new to KATG, and he fits like a glove. The trio discusses the ways of the Catholic church, a breakdown of his album Funny Songs and Sketches, the 6 university students who are future doctors celebrating a female volleyball team win by running on the court and masturbating, and the results of Chemda’s Year 7 tumor-related open-heart surgery check-up.
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Tue, 3 October 2023
New guest Steffan Alun visits KATG from Wales to discuss self-diagnosing ADHD, finding out he’s bisexual after being married to the opposite sex, Pope Francis debating blessing certain same-sex couples, and the Nobel Prize in medicine.
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Mon, 2 October 2023
Keith and Chemda discuss NYC’s September flooding; football, the first transgender NFL cheerleader, and Taylor Swift; Meta’s new Smart Glasses; and, Merriam-Webster adding 690 new words and phrases. |
Thu, 28 September 2023
Keith’s close friend Josh Accardo returns to KATG in a big way to talk about his bladder cancer and the grandma who raised him recently dying. It’s sweet, it’s sad, and it’s beautiful.
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Wed, 27 September 2023
Atheer Yacoub returns to commiserate with Chemda over family and meddling weirdos, and the trio discusses Keith’s erratic destination plans and the Manhattan judge who ruled that Donald Trump committed fraud by exaggerating the value of his wealth. Also: Do you know who Linda Hamilton is? Only the smartest 2% do!
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Tue, 26 September 2023
Peggy O’Leary returns to KATG to help discuss the latest with the NFL, namely Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. The trio also covers working at a family funeral home and the cast of 2023’s Dancing with the Stars.
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Thu, 21 September 2023
From The Black Guy Who Tips and Last Week on KATG, it’s the return of Rod Morrow! Rod joins Keith and Chemda to discuss tipping, saying “you’re welcome”, getting older, and some good ol’ fashioned Bummer News.
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Wed, 20 September 2023
New KATG guest Django Gold has one of Keith’s favorite stand-up specials ever: Bag of Tricks. Django discusses his name, working for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and The Onion, how to properly spell ‘come’, and night terrors. Keith had an adult sex dream, Bijou Phillips filed for divorce from Danny Masterson, and Rep. Lauren Boebert’s estranged husband blames himself for her groping another man, vaping, and yelling to the point of being kicked out of a Denver showing of the play Beetlejuice.
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Tue, 19 September 2023
Keith and Chemda cover everything in the news from gross to disgusting to vile: Cleveland Browns’ Nick Chubb’s sideways leg, Lauren Boebert’s unruly viewing of Beetlejuice, and Russell Brand being accused of rape by four women, one being 16.
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Thu, 14 September 2023
Improv rap genius Chris Turner returns to serve up a digestible version of the news, from violent politeness to Sean Penn trying to violate your virtual daughters. Also, Elon Musk had Amber Heard dress as Mercy from Overwatch when they dated, and Chris has the beat on it all.
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Wed, 13 September 2023
Shalewa Sharpe is back, and the gang covers Drew Barrymore vs. her WGA crew, fake positivity, and Taylor Swift’s VMAs. Have the best life ever!
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Tue, 12 September 2023
Hi! We sure hope you’re having the most enjoyable day ever and that the near future is everything you hope for it to be! Please? We pray everything is so good for you!
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Mon, 11 September 2023
Keith and Chemda return to discuss the latest Jan. 6th insurrection sentence (22 years!), That 70’s Show’s Danny Masterson’s rape sentencing (30 years!), and Chemda’s jury duty (8 hours!).
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Thu, 31 August 2023
The Nicks return together before the Labor Week break! The gang discusses Mitch McConnell’s second on-camera freeze (a month after his first), the woman who cheated on her husband and lied to 911 about being raped to receive a free STD test, and a personal Active Shooter incident. Enjoy!
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Wed, 30 August 2023
It’s Myka. Myka FOX!!! The trio discusses her relationship with KATG Best New Guest Tim McLaughlin, sex etiquette, and sex crimes. So much sex! Enjoy!
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Tue, 29 August 2023
KATGuh award winner and listener favorite Bianca Brady is back and cancer free after her 4-year battle with leukemia! She recounts the journey, her new lease on life, and getting back into the world of dating.
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Mon, 28 August 2023
Phenom Calvin Cato returns to KATG to help discuss relationships, people that delete and edit their phone texts, The Price Is Right’s Bob Barker’s passing, and Donald Trump’s mugshot.
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