Fri, 24 May 2013
"I happened to come across, through a fake friend of a fake friend, my high school bus bully." |
Thu, 23 May 2013
"Fuck you Emmy die." |
Wed, 22 May 2013
"I'm sorry for your loss. Go fuck yourself." |
Tue, 21 May 2013
"What do you want; black, white, or oriental?! And I'm freakin' my brains out, man!" |
Mon, 20 May 2013
"I like to fart on people's asses and go, 'You farted.'" |
Fri, 17 May 2013
"Wait; I'm not raping somebody, right?" |
Thu, 16 May 2013
"Excuse me; where is the 9/11?" |
Wed, 15 May 2013
"Happy Birthday; there's the door." |
Tue, 14 May 2013
"Do you know you're fuckin' insane?" |
Sat, 11 May 2013
"Okay, you're gonna rape me for askin' this..." |
